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I have a lump on my neck, just under my hairline and I just found another on the right side of my neck. Hard to desribe them, but they feel similar to the glands under your jaw.
Feels like a firm domed lump under my skin rather than my skin actually being lumped. They're slightly sore to touch.

What the hell are they?

inb4 cancer, AIDs or you're gonna die.