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sup /fit/

I just posted this pic on my facebook,trying to make fatties jelly while I bulk, then this big 5'4" guy (hurr muscles on a short guy don't count) that I know comes and posts this shit:

>him
me

>The only thng u bulkan up on is extra fat buddy.. N0T g0od if u wana bulk

You can't bulk without putting on at least a little fat bra, and besides, calories are calories.
Don't worry bout me bra, got my shit sorted.

>Lol u g0t it twisted bud

How so bro?