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>coldish weather
>go to beach
>every fag is far from sea
>they are scared of sea
>too cold for them
>approach the sea
>remove tshirt and go for it
>enter the water
>fucking cold
>ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-
>uck yeah
>start swimming like a beast
>swim for a while
>leave the water in slo-mo
>everyone mirin