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Anonymous No.7211179 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>7211232 >>7211248 >>7211260
>Make the mistake of going to the gym during the day
>Skinny bitches and old women everywhere
>Skinny bitches taking up all the benches and pressing the naked bar for 30 reps
>Load up my bar for benching
>Have to go grab some plates from the weight tree
>Bitches grab a plate off the bar right when I get back.
>Say 'Hey WTF give that back'
>Bitches giggle and walk off with the plate I was gonna use
>Hear them call me a freak
>Memories of high school come up
>MFW
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