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Hi /fit/,

I want to make a promise to you, and I hope a lot of you will as well.

In one year, or however long it will take me. I will become a man of great strength, and aesthetics. I will never miss a work out unless I have broken something or died. Even if I am sick, I will continue to work out. Nothing will move my eyes from my goal.

I was born to do this. I was born to be the best I can be. I was born to be great. Nothing will stop me. I WILL BE SUPERMAN.

Just wanted to say that to at least someone, so I'll be like a complete dickhead if I ever break this promise.

See you in a year /fit/.