I work out for 90 minutes a day, every single day.

Christmas morning? I was running the roads while the kids were opening their presents.

New Years day? I was pumping ron' in my garage gym while my friends were hungover.

Being a God is a full time job.

That is why I am better than all of you, and only 0.001% of the population could ever hope to be anywhere near the level I stand upon.

Enjoy being subpar /fit/