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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:53:00 No.7212302 View View Reply Original Report

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I've been eating a ton of fish for some 5 days in some effort to improve my diet. My stomach is now ill, feel like I constantly need to take a shit but no shit will present itself. Stomach hurts.

Fuck this shit. Need some other source of protein instead of fish. Chicken is too expensive and takes alot of time to cook. I'm not so much into tuna. So what can I use?

acrobat !7FTpCiRcUs

acrobat !7FTpCiRcUs Sun 01 May 2011 22:55:00 No.7212312 Report

Quoted By: >>7212333

>tuna
>fish
>tuna not fish

wtf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:56:00 No.7212318 Report

Quoted By: >>7212333

Cow. Delicious, delicious cow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:56:00 No.7212321 Report

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Protein powder, eggs. If you find a bunch of chicken on sale, bake a bunch and keep it in the fridge so you can just microwave it and eat.

tricky !hAU6ZByoyg

tricky !hAU6ZByoyg Sun 01 May 2011 22:56:00 No.7212324 Report

Quoted By: >>7212355

whey protein ftw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:57:00 No.7212333 Report

Quoted By: >>7212489

>>7212318
No I don't think so. Bad animal fats. I'm using eggs but I don't want to eat more than 4 eggs a day.
>>7212312
I know it's fish but it's different. It's not your typical white fleshed fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:58:00 No.7212337 Report

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Cottage Cheese!

25g Protein per 200kcal

and 200g cottage cheese cots like 1€

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:58:00 No.7212341 Report

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I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!
So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:59:00 No.7212350 Report

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I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:59:00 No.7212355 Report

Quoted By: >>7212371 >>7212423

>>7212324
I was cooking fish with vegetables, eggs and brown rice. Putting some protein powder on it instead of the fish isn't so delicious I think.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:59:00 No.7212356 Report

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I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn’t engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn’t do for a dolphin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:00:00 No.7212363 Report

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I am aware there are people who would look at this and turn away in disgust. I can not force my beliefs or my feelings upon them, neither do I wish to. The only thing I ask of those people is that they try to understand that love, and trust, and respect are not limited to within a single species. Human kind has created religions and laws and barbed-wire fences that have been created, written and erected out of the former belief that we are the best, the smartest, the most powerful creature on the planet. Now we are realising that we have been extremely short sighted; many of us are realising this, but there are others who are bound by their former beliefs. One word is the key to improving our civilization. One word which could improve many lives.

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Understanding

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:01:00 No.7212369 Report

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My life is now dedicated to understanding dolphin kind. The way they act, the way they communicate, the reasons why a completely wild animal would take any interest what so ever in humans, a very dangerous wild animal. These may be answers that I may not answer in my lifetime, but this is a path that has been layed by a special dolphin who taught me more about love and trust in one week than any human taught me in my entire life. A path that I hope others will choose to also tread with me, towards a pool of knowlegde where dolphins and humans can interact with one another, and learn a great many secrets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:01:00 No.7212371 Report

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>>7212355

Well have a protein shake with milk. Milk and cheese have plenty of protein, and so do nuts, although they are quite high calorie and the protein isn't complete, but it's fine to supplement animal/dairy protein. Whey powder is super cheap, cans of tuna are cheap, eggs are cheap, milk is cheap, cottage cheese is cheap, fromage frais is cheap etc etc. No excuses for not getting your protein

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:02:00 No.7212373 Report

Quoted By: >>7212404

With a dolphin in my dreams, I go forth to love those who have loved me.
Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn. August 15th, 1996.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:06:00 No.7212404 Report

Quoted By: >>7212427

>>7212373
post the fucking link, you disgusting little man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:08:00 No.7212423 Report

Quoted By: >>7212436 >>7212479

>>7212355

pork, cc, whey. milk is too high in carbs (and fat if it's not skim) for it to be an efficient source of protein. eggs are too high in fat for them to be a good source of protein. same with nuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:09:00 No.7212427 Report

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>>7212404
Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive creatures. They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship develops between a human and a dolphin, as has happened with me, they will, on occasion, wish to express their trust and affection for you in the most direct way; through mating, or sex-play. You see, dolphins do not use sex purely for procreative reasons. They use it as a way of strengthening the bonds between pod mates (mothers and calves included), and also for fun. Dolphins and humans share this common trait with very few other animals, so sometimes it makes me wonder when people continue to ask me “How DO you mate with a dolphin?”. Easy. Let the dolphin tell you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:10:00 No.7212436 Report

Quoted By: >>7212468

>>7212423

>hurrrrrrrrr fat makes you fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:13:00 No.7212468 Report

Quoted By: >>7212489 >>7212497

>>7212436

fat makes you fat if you ingest too much. it's not rocket science.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:15:00 No.7212479 Report

Quoted By: >>7212497

>>7212423
I suppose I could use a mix of nuts, eggs and cottage cheese.
I'm not so much into whey powder. I think it's a bit unnatural and hard to put in with food.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:16:00 No.7212489 Report

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>>7212333
anything will make you fat if you ingest too much of it herpderp

>>7212468
>Bad animal fats
mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:17:00 No.7212497 Report

Quoted By: >>7212526

>>7212468

Yes but you can eat high fat foods without getting fat. Especially if you are limiting your carbs

>>7212479

Do you actually know what whey is? It's not unnatural at all, it's just the powder skimmed off of milk/cheese

>"whey protein is a mixture of globular proteins isolated from whey, the liquid material created as a by-product of cheese production"

Nothing more unnatural about that than cheese production itself...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:19:00 No.7212507 Report

Quoted By: >>7212524 >>7212579

Hang on OP, fish is way way more expensive than chicken anywhere I've been. I can get a kg of chicken breast for about £6 here, whereas one cod fillet is like £2...

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:21:00 No.7212524 Report

Quoted By: >>7212529 >>7212539

>>7212507
>£2 is more expensive than £6
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:21:00 No.7212526 Report

Quoted By: >>7212545

>>7212497

Which means that you keep your overall calories in check. No problem. Except that MOST PEOPLE (meaning 'not all' - seeing as we need to state the obvious) respond better to eating slightly more carbs than fat and protein. Low-carb is NOT for everyone (low-carb meaning less than 100 g of carbs a day).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:21:00 No.7212529 Report

Quoted By: >>7212547

>>7212524

Yes because one fillet of fish is obviously equivalent to an entire kilogram of chicken... jesus fucking CHRIST there are some absolute fuckup retarded imbeciles on the internet

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:23:00 No.7212539 Report

Quoted By: >>7212547

>>7212524
>implying cans with fish come in kg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:24:00 No.7212545 Report

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>>7212526

back that claim up please. Almost everybody eats far far too many carbs. How many processed grains did we evolve eating brah?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:24:00 No.7212547 Report

Quoted By: >>7212561

>>7212529
>>7212539

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:26:00 No.7212561 Report

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>>7212547

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:28:00 No.7212579 Report

Quoted By: >>7212624

>>7212507
I live in Iceland. Fishing is what we do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:34:00 No.7212624 Report

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>>7212579

Ah that makes sense then. Eat some lean beef (although that might be expensive) occasionally for variety. Tbh chicken would be cheaper than that anyway. Move somewhere where they have some nice cheap battery farmed chicken?

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