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Rage stories

>two classmates start doing tai chi
>unstable as fuck stance
>i ask what do you do if someone does a roundhouse kick to the ribs
>"oh lul, thats easy, i just grab his foot"
>mfw
>"also, you mustn't hit with your fist, because its bad for you"
>mfw
>"eskrima (pic related) is kewl too, since you just hit the attacker's fist with your stick if he wants to hit you"
>mfw he most certainly has never been in a fight