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>meet literally the cutest girl on the planet
>half japanese, half french
>super cute mannerisms, pretends to be shy but isnt
>even her accent is amazing
>she's smart, successful, works as a magazine editor

>her boyfriend is average looking fat nerd, half-neckbeard, has regular low paying job, is 8years older than her, doesn't talk much--isn't very social....

>mfw wtf...is going on...if he can get her, I should be able to get Scarlett Johansson