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Sup /fit/ I had a CRAZY dream last night. Sad thing was, it was /fit/ related.. okay green text

>Sitting at computer hear my bro's laughing behind me
>"hey man looking at /fit/ wont get you ripped"
>I turn around to see zyzz and bolo...
>the fuck
>I say "yeah you need steroids right?"
>Whole room goes silent and they leave
>Flash to outdoor concert in a grass field,metal folding chairs
>This guy is sitting next to zyzz and looks exactly like me
>Except he's obviously been juicing
>Proceed to uppercut him while he's sitting down
>drag out of concert and pummel him to near death
>Zyzz and bolo come out with guns
>I get shot, my roided self gets shot and we're both dumped into the alley