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I felt like a homosexual because I used jell in my hair, not going to lie I looked fucking beautiful, girls always mirin. Shave it all off because It was kinda gay. Now instead of being that tall muscular handsome guy I look like a huge convict. Shit... I need to get tan now, how to tan in the sun, like what 30 minutes a day for a week? How does that shit work, yea I fucking know... felt gay for using hair gel now I want to tan

mfw