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>normal guy
>skinny, eat healthy, cycle on weekends
>got gyno so huge tits
>got a huge ass
>got wide hips
>rest of family is alpha

wat do? my bros and cousins are ripped and I never leave the house out of fear of what people think, pic related its genuinely the size of my ass - it's really firm and shaped, its not fat as its not wobbly or anything.

it's so embarrassing, any tips on how to hide/reduce the size of these areas? its making my life a misery - fucking genetics.

I cant afford surgery so any advice is appreciated...