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Anyone know where I can find a sewing machine..........Cause I am RIPPED!

Anyone know the name of a good Veternarian.....Cause these Pythons are SICK!

Be careful, Dude..........You'll never get on a plane with those GUNS.

Single file line folks.....There are plenty of tickets for the Gun Show!

Anymore like this?