Need advice from overweight people.

Im really thin and need to gain weight fast, something like 30 lbs by the end of this week. Please tell me what you eat everyday to maintain your glorious fatness. Im serious, people like me can learn alot from you. I need to know your daily eating habits. Not interested in gaining muscle really. Id rather gain the weight first before I try to burn it away. And I dont have much time.

Thanks.