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>use last scoop of my preWO supp
>driving to gym, getting more pumped than i ever have before
>arrive at gym ready to throw boulders at jesus
>"sorry sir, our spring hours come into effect today. we're closed"
>no other gym in my town is open
>MVQ
IM NEVER GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT FUUUU