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>at the gym
>most of the way through my workout
>some dude has been continuously walking up to the mirror to lift up his shirt and check himself out
>very fucking annoyed
>dude man talks to me, "wow, dude! Is that a ft. Benning patch tattoo?"
>"yes" he proceeds to inform me of his days in infantry training.
>so annoyed at this point that I forgot to do 1 more set of flies and my skull crushers and bolt for the door

ITT: lame shit that made you leave the gym early.
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