Fat stories:

So I lost a good friend today.
My friend asked me to get him fit without giving up the food he loves, and by that he meant pop, chips, fries, chocolate, he eats this shit daily.
I tell him it simply doesn't happen that way.
He says weight watchers and shit can help him lose weight without giving up his stuff.
I explain that being skinny doesn't make you fit and that I'm 210 and fitter than any 110lb pop slurper. I then go on a long talk about how I could help him overcome his dependancy on junk food and turn his belly and love handles into lean muscle.
He tells me we can't be friends anymore because I'm trying to change who he is.