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ITT: DISIPRINE

>sitting outside the gym drinking my protein shake
>hear two bros walking past
>"yeah bro, I want to go the gym but I usually am too lazy so I just work out my whole body for every day after the 20th of every month"
>other bro "yeah, it is the same shit"
>in my head
>NO IT IS NOT, YOU RACK DISIPRINE!