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Why do you hate on fatties, /fit/?

Personally I love them. They are taking themselves out of the game. There is less competition for women, for status, even for money (fatties are lazy). They are doing me a favor.

The ridiculous thing is that their behavior is actually reducing their lifespan. They are actually causing themselves to be removed from existance faster! It's really hard for me to get my head around that

We should give a salute to fatties for their sacrifice