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fucking fuck, please help me understand what I did wrong here. I've told this girl how much I like her in the past, but she sees me only as a friend. Tonight she texts me AND THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ENSUES:

>girl: hey wuts up?
>me: Oh, hey. Not much. What's going on with you?
>girl: just sitting aruond thinking of u ;)

My heart starts thundering at this point. I mean, I really can't believe I just read that.

>me: Thinking of me? Why? :)
>girl: becuz it occured to me u really r a great guy
>me: Well, you know I've always liked you, Stacy.
>girl: i no. and i want u 2 prove it
>me: what do you mean?
>girl: wut do u tihnk i mean lol. use ur imagination ;)
>me: ....