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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:13:00 No.7218323 View View Reply Original Report

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>walking with bro in the street after workout
>see two 9/10 girls walking towards us
>we both go on auto-pilot and approach each girl
>we both say different things to each girl at the same time
>my girl gave me a small smile and walked off
>his girl made a gagging expression and ran off
>we both laugh hard about it straight after

feels good to just randomly approach girls for fun...makes you feel like you're not made of glass.

post your chat-up stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:14:00 No.7218341 Report

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>with bros walking down the road
>see hot girl
>I start singing 'pretty woman'
>bros laugh
>she laughs, but tries to hide it.

>she...wants...to...fuck

and the good thing about it I just did it as a joke

Bobby !ZykrrGZHY6

Bobby !ZykrrGZHY6 Mon 02 May 2011 07:17:00 No.7218372 Report

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>Hi im Bobby
>Hi im femanon
she wants to fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:17:00 No.7218377 Report

Quoted By: >>7218422

op you need to improve your game brah

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:17:00 No.7218378 Report

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>Walk down street alone
>look girl in the eye
>she looks back
>Look on the ground
>she wanted to make love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:18:00 No.7218380 Report

Quoted By: >>7218397 >>7218403 >>7218452 >>7218613

>see hot girl at club
>walk up to her
>I'm drunk as fuck
>"do you like daggers?"

VDV Actual

VDV Actual Mon 02 May 2011 07:18:00 No.7218382 Report

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>>See 9/10 swimming off the beach
>>Tight two-piece leaving nothing to the imagination
>>Reckon she wants to fuck
>>Swim up to her
>>She spots me coming
>>Starts splashing about
>>Try to start conversation
>>She screams, heads for the shore
>>All her male friends are heading out to try and get me away from her
>>Oh shit! What do?!
>>Bite her in half, eat her intestines
>>mfw I'm a shark

obviously not op !WQo8bBvqlI

obviously not op !WQo8bBvqlI Mon 02 May 2011 07:19:00 No.7218397 Report

Quoted By: >>7218442

>>7218380

wait.. what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:19:00 No.7218403 Report

Quoted By: >>7218442

>>7218380
yeah, that's not creepy at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:20:00 No.7218416 Report

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>sit in my room all day
>find amateur pictures for 5 hours a day
>some times kiss my computer screen after fapping

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:20:00 No.7218422 Report

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>>7218377

op here,

did it as a joke...they looked liked get hit-on all the time so we knew we didn't have a chance...but it was fun, makes you wanna do it again.

the more chicks that reject you the more you just roll it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:20:00 No.7218428 Report

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>at some house party
>group of hot bitchy girls
>walk up just start talking as if I was there the whole time, then talk about battle toads
>they love me
>makeout with one, no lay though, not sure why

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:21:00 No.7218442 Report

Quoted By: >>7218449 >>7218607 >>7218621 >>7218630

>>7218397
>>7218403
it's from a troll story
As you all know we planned to go to Texas Roadhouse and I was to pick her up at 8. Well lets just say this date was not a pleasant one. I arrived at her place at exactly 8pm, not a min late not a min early. When she walked out the door she was looking gorgeous, way hotter than in her pics. So hot that i stuttered saying "hi I am Magic_man" her response "what was that" me "I said hi my names Magic_man" her "oh hey" then I stuck out my hand for a hand shake, when our hands connected i bowed my head to her as if i was giving a nod of respect (so stupid on my part i regretted it the moment i saw my feet) (the hug would have been better)

As were driving to Texas Roadhouse I couldn't really think of single thing to say, I was too nervous to even look over at her, So i kept my eyes on the road for the most part. Thank God Texas Roadhouse was close by.

Inside the restaurant we got seated and i ordered some alcohol. I mentioned i was 22 and if she wanted I could buy her a drink. She said sure and I bought her alcohol. Thank god I didn't get in trouble for that one wheww. She thought it was funny how our moms set this date up. I said yeah this is a first for me too (little did she know it was my first date) She also liked the fact i was 22. I tried to get a picture of the two of us but she said "no thanks I never look good in pictures" I gave her a bert stare and had her take one of me being funny holding my id

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:22:00 No.7218449 Report

Quoted By: >>7218465 >>7218607 >>7218621

>>7218442
>>7218442
2/3

Then things took a turn drastic turn for the worst. We both sat there in an awkward silence, I had nothing to say, my mind felt paused. I had already asked her if she works out. So I panicked and asked hey do you like video games. She smiled awkwardly and "said um no haha" me"have you ever played them before"? her"umm i have" me"nice" more awkward silence was in the air. I was getting more nervous, and uttered out the most idiotic thing I could have said "Do you like daggers" Her "what? umm never really thought about them before" I could see her looking at her phone, looking at her hair, looking at her shirt. I then started getting really really nervous, and had a panic attack. I couldn't swallow, I felt like I was dying. I started sweating really bad, and was using napkins to wipe my face and forehead. she got got scared and kept saying "omg are you alright". I then closed my eyes to focus on other things hoping the panic would go away..... It didn't. I then put my head down on the table with both hands over my head and focused on breathing, in and out. (felt like such phaggot) but I was really freaking out thinking I was dying. Eventually it become unbearable so I got up and made my way to the restroom. I looked in the mirror and saw nothing but a man with no confidence, a man too scared to even look at a female let alone talk to one, a man with nothing to lose, a man that needs to change. For this isolation and solitude has made me even more awkward than before . However, considering I haven't talked to a female in several months this behavior was to be expected, but never to this degree. I vomited in the toilet, washed my face off with water, patted it dry. then confidently walked back to our table.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:22:00 No.7218452 Report

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>>7218380

>"do you like daggers?"

fuarrrkk i'm gonna have to use this one on the next girl I see on the street...just for laughs.

Bobby !ZykrrGZHY6

Bobby !ZykrrGZHY6 Mon 02 May 2011 07:22:00 No.7218453 Report

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one more

>walk up to a group of two girls with ym buddy
>we split
>i introduce mself to the one,
>literally thats it, just my name
>"ok, the only thing i can think to say to you is, did you know a jaguar can carry 2 times its body weight up a tree?"
>she thought it was funny
>"do you want to go dance femanon?"
>she did
>grind with her, make out, give her my number
>she never texts

win some, lose some
made for a fun night and i said one sentence

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:23:00 No.7218465 Report

Quoted By: >>7218607 >>7218621

>>7218449

The girl looked scared to death, and asked "do you need to go home, do you need medicine?" me "nah just got a little lightheaded, must be the spicy food" She gave me a "wtf look". I had the waiter bring me a water. about 5 seconds after getting the water spilled it on the table (fml). We then decided it was time to leave.

When getting into my car she put her hand on the door to open it, I yelled halt, and moved her hand away and opened the door for her. "she laughed and said thanks". While driving i asked if she wanted to do something else tonight. "she said she was really tired and was probably just going to go to bed" When we pulled up to her place she said thanks for the meal hope you're feeling better soon. "i told her nah I am fine, spicy food makes me woosie" I then thought to myself its never gonna come my way again, not with a girl this beautiful. So i put my hand on her thigh and said "would it be alright if i kissed you?" her " sorry i don't kiss on the first date" "oh, would you like to go out again sometime?" she hesitated and said "yeah but only as friends" i felt my heart drop. with a look of disappointment i said "ah okay cool, i had fun tonight" her "yeah" then she left.

I drove home feeling so beta. How could i fail this hard, Will muscle change things? Its got to right? From here on out i dedicated myself to the gym. But would also like some advice on what went wrong? how can I improve for my next date, when ever that may be, if one ever comes my way again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:24:00 No.7218479 Report

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i was at the bar last friday which i dont usually do inb4 alcohol kills gains, stfu we know. and i was with two of my friends. one of whom is kinda useless at picking up girls the other is in a quasi-fuck-relationship with his ex, read useless at picking up girls. anyway, after a while of me talking about how id like to fuck one of the girls in this group at the end of the bar the other two guys were interested bu absolutely did not want to do anything about it. so i went over, spat some shit, and she bought it, we had to leave but shes potentially meeting me and one of my friends tuesday. i dont even know if im going to show up, it was just fun how my buddies demenour and impressions changed after i went up and started talking to this girl, they acted like i just took off my glasses and revealed i was super man or some shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:26:00 No.7218503 Report

Quoted By: >>7218522 >>7218523

>mfw i went to college with the girl from op's pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:28:00 No.7218522 Report

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>>7218503
your face when you went to college with someone who looked like the girl in op's pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:28:00 No.7218523 Report

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>>7218503

i call bullshit...post her info if it's true

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:35:00 No.7218607 Report

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>>7218442
>>7218449
>>7218465
Im so happy im a naturally social person, i read shit like this every day and cringe.... i don't value how lucky i am, that i can literally walk up to a girl say "lets make out" and it works... Fuck yea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:36:00 No.7218613 Report

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>>7218380
damn that's a good one. Trying this later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:37:00 No.7218621 Report

Quoted By: >>7218630

>>7218442
>>7218449
>>7218465
I don't even know how to help you. I'm pretty sure you didn't do anything right at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:38:00 No.7218630 Report

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>>7218621
Read:
>>7218442
>It's from a troll story

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:40:00 No.7218653 Report

Quoted By: >>7218767

>walk up to girl in club
>say: So, cats or dogs?
>her: what?
>me: Do you prefer cats or dogs?
>Her: haha random, cats! :), what about you
>Me: im more of a dog person but i occasionally enjoy some pussy
>She laughs
>get her number
>mfw i after i said the pussy line i tought i was going to look aspie as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:47:00 No.7218732 Report

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>wake up in morning
>take aspergers medication
>stops working
>realize that somewhere on the Internet someone is wrong.
>go to /fit/ while stroking my cock
>see hot girl and spooge all over my associates degree in linguistics
>I was right, somebody is wrong
>use all-powerful knowledge to strike them down
>just in time for work
>would you like fries with that?
>she says yes
>she wants my cock
>follow her home
>knock on her door with flowers at hand
>she asks who i am

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:47:00 No.7218738 Report

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fags who say shit like 'I can't go up to a girl and do that!'

need to think like me...I view rejection to be a muscle...if your rejection muscle hasn't been put to use it will be weak...so you need to workout your rejection muscle so it can be stronger.

im currently high so I don't know if I made much sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:49:00 No.7218767 Report

Quoted By: >>7218792

>>7218653

How drunk did you have to be for that? I dont think I could pull it off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:50:00 No.7218775 Report

Quoted By: >>7218786

> Hanging in Vegas on holidays with mate
> At show seeing Carmen Electra getting her kit off
> Next table over, see Holly Maddison and her entourage.
> Start chatting to Holly, she digs my Aussie accent. Ask her if she's ever been downunder. Ask her if she'd like to sometime.
> Hang out with her and her friends for a few drinks after the show.
> Her security chase us off "okay guys, I think it's time you leave her alone"
> but... she wants to fuck

pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:51:00 No.7218786 Report

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>>7218775
Bad fucking ass dude, nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:52:00 No.7218792 Report

Quoted By: >>7218803

>>7218767
idonnoman
Im just lucky as hell with females..

I used to be a wowfag and shit, then when puberty hit i started to look good but i didn't notice because i was a wow fag, when i started to go out afterwards bitches were always mirin

My first kisses were brought on by sluts themselves so generally when i talk to women i don't really think about what i say, thus i say it and sound confident and i guess that works.. maybe..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:54:00 No.7218803 Report

Quoted By: >>7218835

>>7218792

it does...you can pull almost anything off providing you're confident.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:57:00 No.7218835 Report

Quoted By: >>7218864

>>7218803
Its either that or that im way better looking than i thought..

I remember my friend told me to wing for him once and take this girls friend away from his girl.
I walked up to the two girls and said:
>So which one of you am i fucking tonight?
>Both of them ended up mirin' me as i told them very sexual comments about what i was going to do to them
>my friend looked beta as fuck just listening and laughing along with the girls
>took my girl into my car and fucked her
>friend didn't even kiss his

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 07:59:00 No.7218859 Report

Quoted By: >>7218882

>every girl ive approached at a club
>pinched her bum or lock eyes for a bit
>move through crowd to dance with her, grab her hips/get close
>mack on dat ho

dont need words outside clubs lul

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 08:00:00 No.7218864 Report

Quoted By: >>7218895

>>7218835

strange...saying shit like that makes the girl offended and puts them in the 'I'm not that easy' mentatlity

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 08:02:00 No.7218882 Report

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>>7218859

*inside clubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 08:04:00 No.7218895 Report

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>>7218864
im not that poster but its seriously different in social situations where girls are either by themselves or with maybe 1 other person, and u just have to hope the other girl is like-minded or you have a wingman like this guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 08:06:00 No.7218910 Report

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not gonna lie I find it hard to approach girls inside clubs...how some of you got the balls to do it in the street I don't understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 08:58:00 No.7219419 Report

Quoted By: >>7219464 >>7220402

>talk to cashier at winn-dixie
>get digits
>four years later
>getting married

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:01:00 No.7219456 Report

Quoted By: >>7220408

>>7219417
i fucking hate how puerto ricans always bitch about being american.

you niggers are born american citizens..... us true beaners had to fight for our citizenship!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:01:00 No.7219464 Report

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>>7219419
>she wants to fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 09:07:00 No.7219537 Report

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>>7219164
7.5inches, kissless virgin

back to basics brah

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:12:00 No.7220402 Report

Quoted By:

>>7219419
Beta

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:13:00 No.7220408 Report

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>>7219456
>>7219417
yo tell us how to get your women

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