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Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 10:06:00 No.7220336 View View Reply Original Report

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmUrIuMCvTQ&feature=related

>1:38 onwards

Goddamn, Greg - I love you (no homo) (slightly homo)...

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 10:10:00 No.7220378 Report

Quoted By: >>7220390

Bump.

>Harkonen in captcha
>They've got me transcribing Dune...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:11:00 No.7220390 Report

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>>7220378
I doubt it. I would sincerely hope that all of the Dune novels are already in digital form.

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 10:19:00 No.7220512 Report

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I feel this deserves another bump. If you need some motivation, or just something that will make you tear the gym apart tomorrow/today, watch the clip.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:48:00 No.7220895 Report

Quoted By: >>7221058

This makes me want to switch my lifting to before work
also, before watching the video,
>Goddamn, Greg - I love you (no homo) (slightly homo)...
>mfw my name is Greg

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

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Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 11:00:00 No.7221058 Report

Quoted By: >>7221251

>>7220895
>What I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that though I do not know you and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you

>(no homo)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 11:29:00 No.7221251 Report

Quoted By: >>7221275

>>7221058
This is why you're one of the few tripfags I actually like

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 11:31:00 No.7221275 Report

Quoted By: >>7221379 >>7221543

>>7221251
Thank you.

Did you see any of those threads with my gay stalker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 11:38:00 No.7221322 Report

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guys ripped as, looks natty, not as aesthetic as zyzz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 11:43:00 No.7221379 Report

Quoted By: >>7221519

>>7221275
lol no?
I imagine it was hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 11:54:00 No.7221445 Report

Quoted By: >>7221542

this guy is a douche

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 12:14:00 No.7221519 Report

Quoted By: >>7221543

>>7221379
They clearly hadn't read the novel or seen the film American Psycho, so I trolled them with quotes from both.

Kinda wish I had screencapped them, I will probably never do anything that funny ever again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:17:00 No.7221526 Report

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Dudes Natty, Blows Zyzz outta the water!

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 12:20:00 No.7221542 Report

Quoted By:

>>7221445
Yes, but he's a douche who's right about things.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5klirTRIDac&feature=related

>This ain't a fucking disco, it's a gym!
>It shouldn't be 'oh, it's gonna be painful' - NO! - it's gonna be great!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:20:00 No.7221543 Report

Quoted By:

>>7221519
Don't worry, I'm sure someone has caps out there :P
>>7221275
is the reason I remain anonymous

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 12:23:00 No.7221557 Report

Quoted By: >>7221597

Oh, also -

Greg Plitt:
>Natty
>Ex US army ranger officer, responsible for over 100 men
>Body of Doctor Manhattan

Where is your Zyzz now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:28:00 No.7221580 Report

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This guy is a huge douche but he can back it up.

Wonder what would happen if he and zyzz worked out together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:31:00 No.7221597 Report

Quoted By: >>7221637

>>7221557
He's in Sydney, busy being more aesthetic.

TVeye !!YAJmuoiJ9jJ

TVeye !!YAJmuoiJ9jJ Mon 02 May 2011 12:32:00 No.7221609 Report

Quoted By:

I can't take this drama queen seriously. If this guy never got hardcore into fitness, he would have been Tom Cruise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:33:00 No.7221618 Report

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I'd bet 10 dollars Plitt is not natural, and that video just makes him look like an egomaniacal douche.

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

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Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 12:36:00 No.7221637 Report

Quoted By: >>7221726

>>7221597
>He's in Sydney, busy being a male stripper

FTFY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:36:00 No.7221642 Report

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hmm, despite being the same height as zyzz his waist is alot wider. though it shows--his abs look 100x better

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:38:00 No.7221652 Report

Quoted By: >>7221697 >>7224849

what happened to the ethics of weightlifting where volume and machines are pointless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:44:00 No.7221688 Report

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>Fuckin' dominance

>I love walking out of the gym when someone's walking in...and they see you coming out like something from a nightmare, you've done the work, the sweat equity...you just paralyzed their workout, but fuck them, they're not doing anything anyway

>You already been here BOOM mach speed, they're like 'What the fuck is going on here?', but fuck them, this is your day

I'm full on gay for this dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:45:00 No.7221697 Report

Quoted By: >>7221705

>>7221652
When you look like Greg Plitt you can argue with him about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:45:00 No.7221699 Report

Quoted By:

>>7220336

The guy seems like a bit of a jerk, but I liked his quote "You are the servant in here, so you can be the master out there."

I think he is just acting the part, but then again he could just be a giant douche.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:47:00 No.7221705 Report

Quoted By: >>7221716

>>7221697

???????????

why do I need to look like him to argue with him about it

why do I need to argue with him about it

why can't I get a decent discussion going about how machines and volume are not useless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:49:00 No.7221716 Report

Quoted By:

>>7221705

Because you touch yourself at night!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:50:00 No.7221726 Report

Quoted By:

>>7221637
That's not his only source of income and it's 2:49PM here, so you're probably wrong. Aside from that, he's still more aesthetic.

Good day, chump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:51:00 No.7221734 Report

Quoted By:

holy shit, watch some of those other related Plitt vids by the same uploader

motivation vids out the ass

plitt is god

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 12:51:00 No.7221736 Report

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>you just paralyzed their workout, but fuck them, they're not doing anything anyway

lawl really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:00:00 No.7221789 Report

Quoted By: >>7221807

who wears a cap to the jim?

Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:03:00 No.7221807 Report

Quoted By:

>>7221789

I do, it keeps the sweat out of my eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:07:00 No.7221828 Report

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>Let me tell you guys, size matters. In everything. Size doesn't matter to people who don't have any size! That's why they say 'Oh size doesn't matter'. SIZE, GIRTH, THICKNESS, everything. It's a game of inches in life. You add up all those inches, victory motherfucker.

>so homo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:10:00 No.7221848 Report

Quoted By: >>7221884

>mfw the people who hate on Plitt are the betas that he makes fun of

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

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Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 13:16:00 No.7221884 Report

Quoted By:

>>7221848
>mfw you're right

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 13:41:00 No.7222049 Report

Quoted By: >>7224811

>Wipes sweat from brow
>'You see this? This is weakness leaving the body...'

Holy shit, that's awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:43:00 No.7222064 Report

Quoted By:

>excuse me while i smoke my pre workout crack pipe
wtf is he saying, srsly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 14:33:00 No.7222469 Report

Quoted By:

that video is so homosexual i couldn't stand much of it

also her dur im so cool derp derp

Cold !KfzjjlY6mU

Cold !KfzjjlY6mU Mon 02 May 2011 15:33:00 No.7222750 Report

Quoted By: >>7222768

>>7222599
>lacks a nose that could start tornadoes on a mere turn of his head.
Hey bro, a proud nose is the mark of a man. It's what sets us apart from the small nose of women and children.
I like Zyzz's nose, and mine also.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 15:36:00 No.7222768 Report

Quoted By:

>>7222750

Whatever you say, bignose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 15:47:00 No.7222849 Report

Quoted By: >>7224368 >>7224408

>>7222702
>It's funny though that most people that are bigger and stronger than him are much more humble.

This is what i was referring to, if you wanted to make a point that you were only referring to their behavior inside their own instructional videos rather than in real life that sentence should've been placed BEFORE what you just quoted. And even then it just seems spiteful to make a claim on his entire personality out of his videos alone.

Reading comprehension.

>I've heard worse from my Muay thai trainer and my powerlifter buddy

Then who are you comparing him to that he would seem like an asshole? that made it more than clear enough that you didn't like him, bro.

And the other two lines of green-text you posted in no way served you any justice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 15:54:00 No.7222906 Report

Quoted By: >>7224319

>Open video
>He's talking about how early it is
>It's not pitch fucking black out
>It's probably like 9am
>mfw

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 19:43:00 No.7224319 Report

Quoted By:

>>7222906
Fairly sure he lives in California or LA.

Besides, if he's walking out at anytime between 6:30am and 9am, he's still probably been in there for two hours or more, looking at that set.

PUSH PRESS

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PUSH PRESS Mon 02 May 2011 19:51:00 No.7224368 Report

Quoted By:

>>7222849

CALM DOWN.JPG

Plitt fanboy

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Plitt fanboy Mon 02 May 2011 19:57:00 No.7224408 Report

Quoted By:

>>7222849

CALM DOWN.JPG

>won't admit he didn't read my post at all and just posted out of spite
>not even sure why he's arguing about anything since I admitted I don't like Plitt and yes I know he's doing it probably for the camera but I just don't agree with his methods. ToobadIhaveanopinion.jpg
>anon's opinion was acknowledged and respected but is still argumentative about it, don't know what he's fuming about
>can't take it that someone doesn't like his hero
>surprised thread is still here and on the front page boythingsgoslowhere.dat

jimjimjimjim

jimjimjimjim Mon 02 May 2011 20:01:00 No.7224444 Report

Quoted By:

some people have real weird attitudes

he sounds like a meth head

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:21:00 No.7224634 Report

Quoted By:

anyone got his abs training video ?

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 20:37:00 No.7224709 Report

Quoted By:

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkI3rzGhRxA&feature=related

>0:27 - so alpha the weights come to him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:44:00 No.7224734 Report

Quoted By: >>7224773

I'm mirin, but he's a douche, not even in an ironic way like Zyzz is, he's just actually a douche.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:47:00 No.7224752 Report

Quoted By: >>7224766

>greg plitt
>alpha as fuck

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 20:50:00 No.7224766 Report

Quoted By:

>>7224752
It gets better. I actually got some ideas from this video:

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7soDjCttw-E&feature=related

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:51:00 No.7224773 Report

Quoted By: >>7224811

>>7224734
Like other anons said earlier I think he's only acting macho and alpha as fuck to promote his website. If you check his facebook page ( http://www.facebook.com/gregplittpage ) he seems quite nice (tho that could also be acting hueahuae)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:54:00 No.7224793 Report

Quoted By: >>7224808

>>7220336

I would wanna work out with him.
I wouldn't want to grab a beer with him.

That is assuming his gym persona is the same one he carries around 24/7... which it probably isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:55:00 No.7224802 Report

Quoted By:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB-01eZupwE

this video of his is godly.

Tinytrip !2Ty9Kjlz6s

Tinytrip !2Ty9Kjlz6s Mon 02 May 2011 20:55:00 No.7224805 Report

Quoted By: >>7224812 >>7224817

god i hate this greasy faggot cunt

everything he says makes me cringe in embarrassment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:56:00 No.7224808 Report

Quoted By:

>>7224793
>not a winner

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:57:00 No.7224811 Report

Quoted By:

>>7224773
I suppose.
It's just annoying when he pants out another cliché and people coo over it like it's some kind of Zen master wisdom, such as here>>7222049

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:57:00 No.7224812 Report

Quoted By:

>>7224805
>says the guy who posts "updated" pics everyday on /fit/ to feed his ego

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 20:58:00 No.7224817 Report

Quoted By: >>7224870 >>7224908

>>7224805
U jelly?

Actually, while you're here, how do I cut my bodyfat down to 10% or less? Currently at 13%, HIIT and sprints aren't shifting it any more...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:00:00 No.7224833 Report

Quoted By:

fuck he really is a douche
the stuff he says, you can tell he is thick as fuck and thinks he is the shit
what a faggot

but still mirin his body, shame he;s a complete dick
Personification of a jock right there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:04:00 No.7224849 Report

Quoted By:

>>7221652
Roids let you train like a retard and look aesthetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:08:00 No.7224870 Report

Quoted By: >>7224902

>>7224817
Clen

Marcissus !N9eDLmFsKI

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Marcissus !N9eDLmFsKI Mon 02 May 2011 21:10:00 No.7224887 Report

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cot damn he is handsome and has an awesome mindset

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 21:12:00 No.7224902 Report

Quoted By: >>7224971

>>7224870
Any awful side effects I should be worried about?

How difficult is it to get hold of in the UK?

Tinytrip !2Ty9Kjlz6s

Tinytrip !2Ty9Kjlz6s Mon 02 May 2011 21:12:00 No.7224908 Report

Quoted By: >>7224963

>>7224817

no, this guy is everything lame and cheesy about being /fit/

diet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:17:00 No.7224952 Report

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Is it like a billion degrees in that gym, or does he just oil himself up or some shit so he's shiny?
I'm somehow skeptical that it's all sweat.

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

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Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 21:19:00 No.7224963 Report

Quoted By: >>7224972 >>7224974 >>7224982 >>7225003

>>7224908
Currently eating about 1500-1800 cal/day, less than 100g of carbs, mainly protein. Haven't seen any change in bodyfat for over a month. Kind of annoying, when I hit 13% I figured I could get down to 10% if I really tried, busted my arse doing HIIT and sprints everyday for two weeks, checked my body composition again and my bodyfat had INCREASED by 0.3%.

>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:19:00 No.7224971 Report

Quoted By:

>>7224902

i just finished my 1st 2 weeks of clen, upped it to 120mg/day and stayed there
headaches, increase body temp, shaking when you start.
otherwise i lost maybe 4kg of fat in that time without changing anything in diet, lost bodyfat % so i can continue to bulk up, strenght didnt go down

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:19:00 No.7224972 Report

Quoted By: >>7225010

>>7224963
shit tier genetics bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:19:00 No.7224974 Report

Quoted By: >>7225010

>>7224963
How are you measuring?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:20:00 No.7224982 Report

Quoted By: >>7225010

>>7224963
post a pic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:22:00 No.7225003 Report

Quoted By: >>7225020

>>7224963
Heellllooooooo Bateman~

:3c

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 21:23:00 No.7225010 Report

Quoted By: >>7225031

>>7224972
What I'm afraid of. My Dad was a tankmode rugby player.

>>7224974
Body composition analysis scale in the gym.

>>7224982
Whatever I post will be subject to ridicule due to gyno and loose skin everywhere. Pre-surgical consultation on the 9th can't come fast enough...

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

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Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 21:25:00 No.7225020 Report

Quoted By: >>7225038 >>7225080

>>7225003
Well, any chance of me posting pics just went out the window...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:25:00 No.7225031 Report

Quoted By: >>7225129

>>7225010
Oh dude don't even worry about it till after surgery, infact a little bodyfat on you wont be a bad thing in that case as you'll be out of commission for a while.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:26:00 No.7225038 Report

Quoted By:

>>7225020

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:30:00 No.7225080 Report

Quoted By:

>>7225020
Fuck you then I'm going to lay out in the sun.

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

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Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 21:34:00 No.7225129 Report

Quoted By: >>7225137

>>7225031
Good point. I hear gyno surgery only keeps you down for a couple of weeks. I hope that's true.

If not, I'll have to ask them if it's still ok to run. I have a friend who just recovered from surgery leg and wants to start running again.

>mfw he's a footballer and runs 5 minute miles...
>mfw this is probably going to hurt

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE

Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE Mon 02 May 2011 21:36:00 No.7225137 Report

Quoted By:

>>7225129
>surgery leg

Fairly sure I meant to type leg surgery...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:46:00 No.7225215 Report

Quoted By:

lol at fat guy walking in the background

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