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!!9Rl7p99JLGw No.7220412 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Let's compare your life with my life.

Me---------------
6ft master height
aesthetic as fuck
IQ of 150+
always fucking new girl every week
owns successful business
have morals

You----------------
virgin
skinnyfat fag
dumb as hell
weak as hell