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>typical foreveralone.jpg
>leaving class
>bump into cute, kinda quiet girl on the way out
>she drops a book and a bunch of papers
>freak out, help her pick some stuff up, apologizing every 5 seconds like the clueless loser I am
>she tells me it's ok, we end up talking for a while and actually go get breakfast together
>ends up giving me her number and tells me she'll text me later that night if I wanted to come over and hang out
>bring a condom just in case, since I'm so hopelessly desperate
>go to her dorm, talk for a while, end up making out
>she asks me if I have a condom
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