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I want to create a shake that will fuck my mind before I enter the gym.

So far I'm thinking;

2 cups of skim milk (no fat to avoid insulin blunt)
50g dextrose
2 scoops of protein powder
1 crushed ephedrine pill
1 crushed caffeine pill
1 1,3 Dimethylamylamine pill
5g creatine

Will this kill me?