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>been lifting a few months
>bulkan
>achieve 3plate dl
>soo fucking happy
>drop that bitch loud
>that was my last lifting session....
>come down with a head cold that turns into chest, then pneumonia AND THEN GET MOTHER FUCKING FOOD POISONING
>in bed for a month
>lose 25lbs
>mfw i was looking swole as fuck before
>mfw i look in the mirror at a normal mode me
>mfw i bet i can't even dl 2 plate tomorrow