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>At work when the news starts rolling in
>Work in a very redneck region
>Older guy waiting for his daughter to fly in runs up to me wild eyed
>Obama is dead!
>No....Osama is, Osama bin Laden
>All of a sudden he turns bright red
>Oh....
>What?
>I thought Obama was dead for a second, I was really happy
>oh....

>my face