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>be asian
>be bifag
>be built
>but be short
>well at least my dick has fine average 6 inches (measured years ago)
>measured dick today out of random
>find out i'm actually 5 inches

srsly, i don't know what to do. i just lost my willing to fuck women (fucked a few before, they didn't complain but didn't find say anything good either). i guess i have a pretty descent face, because i attract good looking guys and few good looking women (probably because i'm short).
srsly. i feel like shit now. i'm even thinking about becoming a trap or some shit. fuck me.