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lets get a thread going telling stories of moments we have tried to be alpha but ended up being beta
heres mine
>get really drunk at party i threw
>text girl i had a thing with asking if she wantes pics of my slammin body
>make fun of her auschwitz mode bf
>he texts me sticking up for her, but i shut him down calling him out on not being able to do a single pullup
>she says new BF is more of man than i will ever be and goes to bed
ouch

upside: Her BF asked a bunch of his close friends if he should start working out next day
Still Failed Though :l