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Y'know how, when you're anorexic, and you look in the mirror and you see this hideously fat blob staring back at you, no matter how thin you are?

What do you call the opposite of that? And how do you convince the sufferer of this that, no, seriously, you need to hit the treadmill or something, goddamn.