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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:19:00 No.7224964 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7225116 >>7225626 >>7225886 >>7226445 >>7226485

>babby's 1st gym story
THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED 45 MINUTES AGO

>doing abs at the end of workout
>leg raises with knees all the way to the chest, like my main man Greg Plitt teaches
>at the end of last set
>5 more reps to go
>full ROM, knees chest level - let out a HUGE fart
>not some squeaky quiet trompet sound, but a HUGE LOW FREQUENCY BASSY TUBA FART
>whole room heard it
>mfw
>finish my reps in the stench of shit, get down and march out nonchalantly, making no eye contact

ITT: REAL GYM STORIES, doesn't matter how lame, as long as they're real

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:33:00 No.7225114 Report

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happened today
>at gym
>bench press monday
>almost alone in gym
>only a hot bitch running on treadmill
>look and have a sex fantasy about her and me in th weights area
>snap out of it
>see her leaving the gym

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:33:00 No.7225116 Report

Quoted By: >>7225604 >>7225639

>>7224964

OP again, one more when I was just starting out:

>changing
>2 jacked guys take the lockers next to mine
>get extremely self councious
>change quickly, close locker and start walking to the showers
>half way there realize I'm still wearing my t-shirt and underwear
>hurry back, open locker, change and waddle off again
>hear one of the guys say "hahaa did you see that guy, he was gonna go shower with clothes on"
>explode with embarrasment every time I see those guys at the gym

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:38:00 No.7225142 Report

Quoted By: >>7225624

> Enter gym, hold door for two window-lickers (read: mentally handicapped).
> Begin with 10 minutes running
> 'Tards run with me
> Do six exercises in an hour
> 'Tards do more exercises with more weight
> Run for another 30 minutes after workout
> 'Tards running for 45 minutes after workout
> Shower, leave gym, hold door open for Downs & Downs
> THANKIE HOT BOY
> mfw they were possibly two homosexual retards who workout more than 90% of Americans

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 21:57:00 No.7225306 Report

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>go to gym on sunday
>dont have gym bag stuck working out in pants
>shoulder day meh not so bad
>go into puching bag room after workout
>cant kick in pants
>take off pants
>continue training in boxers
>there for about an hour doing abs and kicking in my boxers while others frollic around the gym
>mfw nobody seemed to notice or even care

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:27:00 No.7225562 Report

Quoted By: >>7227416

>gym today
>halfway through workout
>guy brings his gf to gym
>wearing skimpy clothes

needless to say everyone was watching hahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:31:00 No.7225596 Report

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>doing ghetto t-bar rows
>end up picking up the whole bar by accident
>it starts waggling behind me
>knocks over some weights
>guy laughs
>as i put down the weights i pull my back
>have to smile and walk away pretending like everything is fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:32:00 No.7225600 Report

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>bring my skinny bro to lift with me
>he does pullups and tricep extensions with me
>he "just wants to spot me" on every other lift

Okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:32:00 No.7225604 Report

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>>7225116
>in gym
>two jacked guys doing their work out
>one randomly gives me squat advice
>i weigh 300LB's so clearly could use any advice
>ask more questions about lifting
>get good answers from both jacked guys
>jacked guys are nice because they usually put work in like everyone else
>the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:34:00 No.7225624 Report

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>>7225142

I don't need to say it but
>they want to fuck

My story:
>after work out with cousin
>go play basketball at local public school
>me, cousin, brother
>little black kid comes up
>"can I play?"
>of course we let him join
>play horse
>little kid goes for beyond 3 pt
>ohboyherewego.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:34:00 No.7225626 Report

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>>7224964
>Go to gym
>Max out 3 plate deadlift
>Personal record
>Meanwhile i notice everyone staring at me while lifting
>first time someone ever staring
>felt good man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:36:00 No.7225639 Report

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>>7225116
lol'd
usocrazy.mp3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:39:00 No.7225661 Report

Quoted By: >>7225677 >>7225702

>Rowing machine
>Only person in gym
>8/10 walks in, looks a couple years younger than me
>takes rowing machine directly to me
>I finish my rowing 20 seconds after she gets there
>decide to drag it out for another couple of minutes so i dont look like a shy faggot
>finish, move over to bench for DB Rows
>she takes bench next to me.. to stretch wtf
>ithinkshemightwanttoengageincoitus.jpg
>mfw im too shy to even say hello
>finish workout
>foreveralone.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:40:00 No.7225664 Report

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>gym class
>teacher says we have to get in pairs and pass basketballs to each other
>everyone pairs up before me
>odd number of students, I'm the only one left
>I get stuck passing the ball with my 60 year old gym teacher
>I'm 12.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:41:00 No.7225677 Report

Quoted By: >>7225789 >>7226140

>>7225661
>8/10 walks in, looks a couple years younger than me
>couple years younger than me
>younger than me
>than me
>me
[...] younger than I, fool!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:43:00 No.7225702 Report

Quoted By: >>7225756

>>7225661

Damn son, you had that. Keep that in mind for next time, she was clearly prepared for coitus.

Another story:
>new gym (university)
>figuring out where everything is
>squat rack: check; bench: check;
>walking around, figuring out where to go first
>cardio bunny lookin at me in mirror
>walk over, get on treadmill next to her
>look over
>she's 40 or 50 at least
>definitely didn't look it from far away
>I'm no milf hunter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:49:00 No.7225756 Report

Quoted By: >>7225764 >>7225765 >>7226995

>>7225702
I thought being a milf hunter was cool.
But then I fucked this fine ass milf for three months, got caught, ruined her marriage, her kids were crying.
I felt bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:50:00 No.7225764 Report

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>>7225756
her fault not yours

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:51:00 No.7225765 Report

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>>7225756

That's what I'm saying. I don't want to get involved in what could potentially be a horrible situation. In her prime though, I bet that woman was a goddess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:53:00 No.7225789 Report

Quoted By: >>7225829 >>7226038

>>7225677
You damn grammer nazis are a diamond dozen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:54:00 No.7225793 Report

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true story from a year ago
>running treadmill
>two lean guys on my left
>cute girl on my right
>run as long as I can but could not outrun them
>almost dying, press stop button
>underestimate slowing speed of treadmill
>slow down my running too fast, going backwards
>oh my god i'm going to fall
>wobbly land on my feet
>laugh it off. two guys and girl looking at me
>walk back to change, face red as fuck
>never see them again even though I'm a regular

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:57:00 No.7225829 Report

Quoted By: >>7225880 >>7225882

>>7225789
>yfw when you shouldnt of posted "diamond dozen"

Fabulous Max !m2rEvYNQbQ

Fabulous Max !m2rEvYNQbQ Mon 02 May 2011 22:59:00 No.7225845 Report

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>at gym
>30 year old guy, skinny, doing concentration curls with 30lbs, struggling like a motherfucker.
>quarter ROM.
>ignore. probably his first time here.
>see him doing rows on a machine after
>quarter ROM
>moves on to tricep pushdown
>not even using triceps. wtf.
>does bench press.
>benches 40kg with quarter ROM
>drinks protein shake and leaves.
>he is going to get no muscle growth at all.
>i will inform him if i see him again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 22:59:00 No.7225850 Report

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as if anyone gives a fuck if something embarrassing happens to you... people just watch at the same moment but few minutes later they dont give a shit...

only morons make fun of someone if he slips/falls/forgets...

also: you're not blushing because it was embarrassing but because you're a beta fag who gives a shit what other assholes think about you.
you can only be cool motherfucker if you're not trying to be one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:02:00 No.7225880 Report

Quoted By: >>7225923

>>7225829
it's a doggy dog world brah

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:02:00 No.7225882 Report

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>>7225829
>shouldn't of

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:02:00 No.7225886 Report

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>>7224964

>worked out on weekend
>lunch time
>no one in the gym but me
>yes I was alone in the gym

>did power cleans with the cables just because
>curled in the squat rack and squatted in the preacher curl rack using the ez curl bar
>did a new PR for deads and one arm DB rows
>attached towel to 45lb and 10 lb plate through the holes and did farmer walks
>arranged benches into hurdles and jumped over them

No one was literally in there. The receptionist went out to buy lunch,which took almost an hour. Best gym day ever for me. Also I'm a regular so she trusted me enough to "watch" the place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:03:00 No.7225896 Report

Quoted By: >>7227187 >>7227324

>load up 125kg
>ready for one of my 2 one-rep series
>squat down
>fart

>get on the floor (no dinosaur)
>take my 15kg extra weight
>ready for weighted crunches
>first rep
>fart

>time for deadlifts
>load up 2 plate, warm up set
>decide to do 6 reps
>on the last rep, a girl was passing behind me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:05:00 No.7225915 Report

Quoted By: >>7226037 >>7226163

This happened on saturday

>Decide to go easy today, kinda sore after lifting and practices all week
>I'll just squat 100kg/220lbs today (LMAO2plate!!11!11)
>See this PT guy coming over to the squat rack after I'm done with it
>mfw he's wearing a lifting belt
>mfw he's squatting the same as me on a chill day
>mfw he doesn't even break parallel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:06:00 No.7225923 Report

Quoted By:

>>7225880
>>7225880
>doggy dog

I used to think that's how it was too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:06:00 No.7225925 Report

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>T bar rows
>Two girls obviously mirin 7/10 and 8/10
>Give them rape stare mid rep
>Never catch them mirin again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:15:00 No.7226037 Report

Quoted By: >>7226141

>>7225915
>decide to go easy
There was no winner in your story, bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:15:00 No.7226038 Report

Quoted By: >>7226057 >>7226060

>>7225789

I'm a linguist. And it annoys the fuck out of me when people are grammar nazis, cause they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:17:00 No.7226054 Report

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I and one hell of a hot milf w/ the most amazing ass ever always catch us staring each other.

>both want to fuck ?

Wild Turkey !OoIRATEb6o

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Wild Turkey !OoIRATEb6o Mon 02 May 2011 23:17:00 No.7226057 Report

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>>7226038
Nazi is capital

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:18:00 No.7226060 Report

Quoted By: >>7226085 >>7227746

>>7226038
>linguist
>not capitalising Nazi
>'cause'
>they're

4/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:18:00 No.7226067 Report

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>Hanging situps
>last few reps
>get to the top
>stomach makes an ungodly gurgling sound each time
>had eaten pasta bakes 3 days in a row beforehand
>mfw I have the most violently forceful shit afterwards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:19:00 No.7226073 Report

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>noticed a friend from school at the gym
>benching 1.5 plate with SHIT form, bouncing the bar off his chest, driving his ass off the bench
>he's all psyched up to bench lmao 2plate!1!1!!!!1
>proceeds to have a go at it
>mein gesicht wenn his spotter does half the work when he benches it

I am disappoint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:20:00 No.7226085 Report

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>>7226060
I'm on fucking 4chan, why would I bother being perfectly "correct?" You see, that's what you learn when you study linguistics...there's no such thing as correct.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:21:00 No.7226093 Report

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>Go to rowers for warmup
>Chinese guy doing <6 inch rows
>Hovering above the seat
>Look at readout
>Flashing at 97 SPM
>1.5 strokes per second
>mfw I'm just standing there staring at him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:26:00 No.7226140 Report

Quoted By: >>7227262

>>7225677
Both are acceptable. Even people like Lord Byron and William Faulkner used the "than me" form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:26:00 No.7226141 Report

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>>7226037

Ever tried lifting 3 times a week, having 2 practices + PE and swimming, and going out playing basketball with friend errday? I guarantee you, you will get sore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:29:00 No.7226163 Report

Quoted By: >>7226226

>>7225915
He could have an injury, could be working on speed, could be warming up? Not breaking parallel is fail nonetheless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:30:00 No.7226181 Report

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>meet fat bro at uni
>really cool guy, funny, interesting but is kinda lazy and plays way too much vidya
>after a few months I've bulked up and decide to invite him along
>he comes with, does surprisingly high weights for a beginner and has amazing form
>"wtf dude your form is pretty good. have you ever lifted before?"
>yeah, my dad's a powerlifter. I lifted from when i was 16 till 19 and just kinda stopped.

My face when. fucker trolled me into thinking it was his 1st day at the gym. he's literally never mentioned any of this about his dad before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:35:00 No.7226226 Report

Quoted By: >>7226286 >>7226313

>>7226163

>He could have an injury, could be working on speed, could be warming up?
Maybe, but not very likely, nope, did 'em slow and steady, and no, saw him warm up, then he did 3 sets at 100kg and then walked away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:42:00 No.7226286 Report

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>>7226226
lol samefag here, PT's think they know everything when they are really just weak pussies. Seriously.... A pt at my uni gym was trying to tell me not to arch my back and leg drive into the ground when I bench (Jim Wendler's 5/3/1 says to do it). This guy is around 6'2" 215lbs, I'm 6'0" 175. I saw him working out on bench day and he was having a shit fit with 210lbs x 3 with a spot.... I know bench isn't everything, but he doesn't squat or deadlift... so..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:44:00 No.7226313 Report

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>>7226226
lol just saying at 175, when I'm 40 lbs under his bodyweight, pr bench 245x8 or 305x1... pt's should shut their jelly faces up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:50:00 No.7226354 Report

Quoted By: >>7226365 >>7227094

lol at people bashing trainer's they're not all bad

>first time i went to a gym
>know i want to do SS, but i'm full retard and don't know where any of the equipment is supposed to be
>go over to bench press since i at least know what that is
>barely benching 90 lbs goddamit everyone around me is doing 2+plate
>trainer walks by "LOL WORKING CHEST TODAY I SEE"
>me: yea, i just joined, first time i've ever been to the gym
>him: oh ok, let me show you around
>proceeds to show me all of the equipment, how to do squats/deadlifts etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:52:00 No.7226365 Report

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>>7226354
samefag
They're not all bad, but some of them are toolish that I know. I don't even care how much they lift, I think some have good advice and a few act jelly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:55:00 No.7226403 Report

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>today in gym
>avarage body guy and his skinny little servant appear
>the guy has this "i'm an asshole" look all over him, gold chains and wifebeater and stuff like that
>does literally EVERYTHING with weights that are way, I mean wayyyy too heavy for him
>can't do one decent rep by himself and the skinny guy assists on every single one.
>mfw
>can't even find proper reaction face for this, it was just too retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:00:00 No.7226442 Report

Quoted By: >>7226449 >>7226656

>couple in gym
>wife is fit milf, super flexible
>she does sexy stretches all over the place
>husband goes "if you break something i'm not paying for it"
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:01:00 No.7226445 Report

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>>7224964
I got gassy as fucking hell at the gym today, fortunately I had one end of the room to myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:01:00 No.7226449 Report

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>>7226442
That guy was alpha as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:04:00 No.7226485 Report

Quoted By:

>>7224964
no eye contact? Look everyone in the eye and make the trollface!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:07:00 No.7226519 Report

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>doing squats in the power rack
>cardiobunny milf doing comes and stands in the corner next to the rack doing sidebends with shitty ROM
>keeps mirin and smiling at me the mirror
>i can't get over her atrocious ROM
>well, she was 5/10 at best

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:08:00 No.7226526 Report

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>at the gym this morning
>glance around during a set
>see a guy doing curls on a bosu ball
>laugh my ass off, have to do half the set again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:09:00 No.7226531 Report

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>squatting 2 PLATE LOL!! in the power rack
>middle aged cardiobunny doing comes and stands in the corner next to the rack doing sidebends with shitty ROM
>keeps mirin and smiling at me the mirror
>i can't get over her atrocious ROM
>well, she was 5/10 at best

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:13:00 No.7226564 Report

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>doing EZ bar curls in between wide grip pullups and squatz
>huge guy I've never seen before walks in
>he starts legitimately curling 80lb dumbbells
>tells me I have better form than 90% of the people

Feels good, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:19:00 No.7226603 Report

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>am in school gym
>sports teacher shows up
>sees me bench
>you shouldn't keep your feet on the ground, or you'll arch your back
>remembers of dave tates benchpress cure - "b...but powerlifters do it that way"
>"what?"
>she doesn't know what powerlifters are
>"I will do it like that."
>she walks out and says something along the line of "boy, treat you're body better"
>whatever, I bench like big ol' dave told me :<

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:27:00 No.7226656 Report

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>>7226442
poppori ftw

Vaselisa Premudraya

Vaselisa Premudraya Tue 03 May 2011 00:30:00 No.7226686 Report

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>work out
>go home

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:35:00 No.7226741 Report

Quoted By: >>7226886 >>7226898 >>7226944

>be female
>it's leg raise time
>goddamnit I forgot to shave my legs.
>leg hair grows quickly like I'm some sort of circus freak and/or bear
>oh well. I'll tuck my sweat pants into my shoes that way when I leg raise, my pant legs won't ride up and expose my hairy legs to everyone at the gym and I wont get embarassed
>tuck
>lay down for leg raises
>raise legs
>queef instantaneously and fairly fucking loudly for several seconds
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:42:00 No.7226825 Report

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>Squatting Castor and Pollux during warm up (LMAO 1STAR!!!11!1)
>See a flabby baby 'miring my lifts
>Get fucking pissed
>Drop weights and almost cause the universe to collapse on itself
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"
>"I... I am sorry. I was just killing time before it is my turn to go on stage. I am trying to win my seventh Mr. Olympia."
>I don't know if he won his seventh miss teen USA.
>pic related. The flabby baby from my gym.

And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.

And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR. Tue 03 May 2011 00:43:00 No.7226835 Report

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>have my own power cage, bench and plates at home
>never deal with any of this silly shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:47:00 No.7226886 Report

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>>7226741
you're fucking disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:49:00 No.7226898 Report

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>>7226741
NO WE GO IN WE KILL
SOON MY DOG OF WAR

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:50:00 No.7226910 Report

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>take five hour energy at 8pm to write paper
> finish paper in 3 hours
> way too much energy
>go to gym
>"hey I know that lady!"
> its my mom
>hey anon just did my old lady triathalon
>confusedface.avi
>"swam a lap, biked for fifteen minutes, and now im walking to my car. Love ya"
>fuck ya love you mom
>mfw my mom is 60 and was at gym at 11pm
>Mfw I dont have reactions on my phone so here is calvin flexing in a mirror

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:51:00 No.7226922 Report

Quoted By: >>7227127 >>7227366 >>7227962

I will never stop reposting this as long as I keep laughing at it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:53:00 No.7226941 Report

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> Meet someone with whom I went to high school in the gym while getting changed after the shower
> We have some smalltalk and he talks to me about his motivation for going to the gym
> Asks me what exercise I used to do spot fat removal on my abs
> Implies that there is still lots of fat left on my pecs
> Flex that shit and ask him to touch my pecs (nohetero)
> His face when
> He wants to fuck

In fact he didn't want to fuck but I taught him about the basics of body fat.

zyzz

zyzz Tue 03 May 2011 00:53:00 No.7226944 Report

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>>7226741
I would still lick your pussy dry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:57:00 No.7226982 Report

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>this whole thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 00:58:00 No.7226995 Report

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>>7225756
>>I thought being a milf hunter was cool.
I agree

>>But then I fucked this fine ass milf for three months, got caught, ruined her marriage,
her own damn fault

>>her kids were crying. I felt bad.
:( That is the shitty part.
But once again it really is her fault

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:06:00 No.7227063 Report

Quoted By: >>7227108 >>7227446

> Guido curl bro benching 1.5 plate with 1/4 ROM
>I warmup with the bar for about 5 minutes, exhausted (good form)
>He laughs with his boys
>work up to 2 plate with 30 pound chains for reps, yea shut the fuck up

that is all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:09:00 No.7227094 Report

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>>7226354
You got lucky, here is how my first time went.

>>uni has a gym, they recommend you get a tour with one of their PTs
>> think "okay, I can learn the lay of the land and not fuck with the regulars while I'm starting out, sounds like a good idea"
>>write down the SS exercises to show the guy what I want to do
>>show up and the PT goes "LOL THIS IS TOO HARD FOR YOU, LET ME SHOW YOU THE MACHINES"
>>about halfway through it he tells me why he didn't show me freeweights, they aren't allowed to show them to beginners. but guy was a bro and shows me a couple but advises because of my weight and not having stepped foot in a gym before I stay away from deadlights / squats
>>mfw i have no face for this feeling

today was the first day back since then

>>finish doing extentions
>>about to do assisted dips because i'm fat as fatass
>>see a girl with the biggest "OH SORRY EVERYONE" face booking it through the gym

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:11:00 No.7227108 Report

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>>7227063

whenever i see someone laughing at guys doing warmup reps i know they're not serious

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:13:00 No.7227127 Report

Quoted By:

>>7226922
fucking saved!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:20:00 No.7227187 Report

Quoted By:

>>7225896
>>7225896
I Fucking love static-x's The Only, 2 sec drum intro epicness

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:29:00 No.7227254 Report

Quoted By:

>be working out for two months
>pick up 40 pound dumbells for bench press
>almost fall over due to heavy weights and a lack of balance.
>see old guy staring at me.

to be a noob at the gym and do weird retarded stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:29:00 No.7227262 Report

Quoted By: >>7227300

>>7226140
>Both are acceptable. Even people like Lord Byron and William Faulkner used the "than me" form.

My brother is taller than me.
My brother is taller than I am.

Jesus fuck people, it's not that difficult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:34:00 No.7227300 Report

Quoted By: >>7227336 >>7227447

>>7227262
I am aware that "than I" is the proper form. However, seeing as the "am" is usually only implied, it is perfectly acceptable to use "than me" in colloquial discourse (which 4chan definitely qualifies as).

Bitch, get out.

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:39:00 No.7227324 Report

Quoted By: >>7227519

>>7225896
>doing derplifts, 130kg, 5x3
>put on my belt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:41:00 No.7227336 Report

Quoted By: >>7227358 >>7227364

>>7227300
No, you are not aware. Both of the sentences are correct, just not the other way around. E.g. you can't say '...than I.' or '...than me am.'

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:45:00 No.7227358 Report

Quoted By: >>7227364 >>7227421

>>7227336
What the fuck. "Than I" is completely acceptable and widely used because the "am" is FUCKING IMPLIED. Google it or something, jesus.

Go back to school or read a book, you hack.

And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.

And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR. Tue 03 May 2011 01:46:00 No.7227364 Report

Quoted By: >>7227407 >>7227421

Yo>>7227336
just wanted to let you know that>>7227358
is correct.

Linguistics-fag here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:46:00 No.7227366 Report

Quoted By:

>>7226922
HOLY FUCING SHIT

I just got home from my math final. Up all knight, tired as fuck. I went hysterical after reading this. Oh fuck, i just laughed so hard that my chest hurts and i started crying. my roomate was watching me as i blew snot all over my pillow from laughing so hard!

"i'm fawking zeez bruh"

I love this feeling of exhaustion and psycho laughter. It's just like that UB40 song:

"i...i feel so alive.....for the very first time...and i think i can fly! i feel so alive!"

thanks bro for posting that pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:51:00 No.7227407 Report

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>>7227364
I was always of the school that believes if you communicate information successfully, then it is automatically correct.
Linguistics is a descriptive science, not prescriptive. Though as a fellow linguisticsfag, I'm sure you already know that.
It kills me when full-on tards bicker at each other about shit they don't know anything about.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:53:00 No.7227416 Report

Quoted By: >>7227438

>>7225562
lmao, i lul'd cause that is so what i do...

>bring gf to gym with me
>make her wear booty shorts and low cut tank to show her off
>do squats, (lol light weight @ 315lbs for reps), everyone is secretly watching.
>gf has to leave to work on her horses, i spank her and kiss her with tongue.
>guys come up to me afterwards and ask if i could show them how to squat

i feel like this is a good thing. showing noobs that legs always get the hot females. and i know how unrealistically awesome this sounds, but it is 100% true. im 210lbs @ 11%bf. (lol steroids! only 1 cycle though)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:53:00 No.7227421 Report

Quoted By:

>>7227358
>>7227364
Are you guys done yet?
pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:55:00 No.7227438 Report

Quoted By: >>7227463

>>7227416
I was wondering, would you be able to tell your gf you took roids/or have you already?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:56:00 No.7227446 Report

Quoted By:

>>7227063
fuck_yeah.jpg
Feels good to do that. Some curlbro was doing some fuckawful deadlifts from the only power cage in the gym, with like only 1 plate, dropping it and grunting like a mad fuck. I didn't want to wait any more, asked if I could use the bar while he was resting, he said sure, cleaned it from the floor, wider grip, pressed it overhead, lowered it on my back, squatted it for 10 reps for warm up, pressed it back up and lowered it down, silently.
>hfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:56:00 No.7227447 Report

Quoted By:

>>7227300

Told that faggot off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 01:59:00 No.7227463 Report

Quoted By: >>7227505

>>7227438
well, since meeting her i promised to tell her everything i do in my whole life. we are pretty serious. but i used steroids before i even met her so i havent told her and she asked a couple times. i always deny steroid use to her. i feel like it is not important and it is my business and my body.

if i ever decide to cycle again though, i will definitely tell her about my plans to cycle. but i dont feel like i ever will. im perfectly happen with my physique as is. my only goal is strength now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:00:00 No.7227470 Report

Quoted By: >>7227493 >>7227524 >>7227526

>gym
>usual jacked teenager spotted
>this guy can't be older then 18 and lifts more then 90% of regulars
>doing lat pull downs
>he loads up 40kg weighted pull up
>I mirin so hard
>he loads another plate LOL 3 PLATE
>entire section mirin
>disappears, plates all over floor
>returns with more plates
>mfw

He ended up doing LOL 6PLATE, looks about 70-80kg, biceps aren't that big, but lats are stupidly wide, how is this possible?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:02:00 No.7227488 Report

Quoted By:

>taking a shower
>short asian guy taking a shit in the shower
>????
>everybody is starting at him
>kicks shit down drain
>ignores stares
>smells terrible

the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:03:00 No.7227493 Report

Quoted By: >>7227502 >>7227625

>>7227470
your trying to tell me somone just did a 540 pound weighted pullup?

no

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:04:00 No.7227502 Report

Quoted By: >>7227518

>>7227493
120 kg, happened earlier, and my gyms plates only show KG (britfag)
6 plates in total

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:04:00 No.7227505 Report

Quoted By: >>7227589

>>7227463
just wondering, i know this is going to sound fuck awful, and you're probably going to get angry cause it's so obnoxious, but somewhere, aren't you also afraid to admit you cheated a bit on the physique she loves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:05:00 No.7227518 Report

Quoted By: >>7227560

>>7227502
No that didn't happen. That would be a world record. Stop bullshiting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:05:00 No.7227519 Report

Quoted By:

>>7227324
>Unless you deadlift a train, squat a block of flats or bench twelve ice cream cones a belt is unnecessary.
So he needs a belt for 130kg, so some people don't need it at 180kg, who gives a fuck. A belt is fine in my book, what annoys me are straps, for example. A belt makes you push yourself further by pressing your core together, a strap is just a 'cheat code' that isn't even allowed in the competitions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:06:00 No.7227524 Report

Quoted By:

>>7227470
MFW 6 PLATE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:06:00 No.7227526 Report

Quoted By: >>7227532

>>7227470
>how is this possible?
i don't think you saw right

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:07:00 No.7227532 Report

Quoted By:

>>7227526
do you even lift.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:09:00 No.7227560 Report

Quoted By: >>7227602

>>7227518
Brah theres a pt in golds that does 360lb with nice ROM too

Mark !!LXewi+wdwVN

Mark !!LXewi+wdwVN Tue 03 May 2011 02:09:00 No.7227564 Report

Quoted By: >>7227604

>get changed
>head into weights room
>load bar up on bench
>lmao1plate!
>open tent and water plants
>start doing warm ups
>stretching legs
>go downstairs and have a joint and finish watching cricket
>yorkshire need 65 from 19 balls with one wicket remaining
>warming up arm now ready to lift

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:11:00 No.7227577 Report

Quoted By: >>7227741

>a strap is just a 'cheat code' that isn't even allowed in the competitions.

and? there comes a weight when no straps means that you let your grip hold back your back and legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:12:00 No.7227589 Report

Quoted By:

>>7227505
>>7227505

you know, that is a very good question. honestly, i would regret using steroids if she found out for damn sure. but when i used i was single, foreveralone.jpg, and hated myself and my body even though i was bigger than average. within that ONE cycle i did, i wouldnt have the confidence i have now and when we met things may have gone differently. (not because i would have had a less impress body, just lots less confidence in myself)

she may really love my body, but she always tells me it doesnt matter that much and she finds my brute strength more impressive. (which is also a big part of why i used in the first place) she enjoys how easy i can throw her over my head and overhead press her for reps. she only weighs 140lbs, which before roids i was repping 3-5 times, so not like i wouldnt still be able to throw her around.

summing it up: i would feel like shit if she found out; not because i used, but because i decided to lie to her and not tell her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:12:00 No.7227595 Report

Quoted By:

>finish my work out
>be asian
>take a shower
>shit in shower
>everybody be mirin'
>they jelly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:13:00 No.7227602 Report

Quoted By:

>>7227560
link to record or vid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:13:00 No.7227604 Report

Quoted By:

>>7227564
wait...what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:15:00 No.7227625 Report

Quoted By: >>7227642

>>7227493
just pointing out that it's not the same as lmao6plate!1

6 plates deadlift means deadlifting 12 plates and a bar, 585

what he means by 6 plates is just 6 plates, 270

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:17:00 No.7227642 Report

Quoted By: >>7227685

>>7227625
it's because you use a belt when you do weighted pull ups, and so the plates are in the middle, as opposed to either side of a bar.
None the less, the guy doing it isn't even that big, if a roided curl bro were to do compounds.... i can only imagine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:22:00 No.7227685 Report

Quoted By: >>7227728

>>7227642
+120kg is a world record, by a fucking mile
is it cool story time yet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:26:00 No.7227728 Report

Quoted By: >>7227745

>>7227685
nigs be lat pulldowning 600+lb out here son, 120kg aint nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:28:00 No.7227741 Report

Quoted By:

>>7227577
So where exactly is your logic? Theoretically, you'd overtrain your legs and back, making them stronger and stronger, yet your grip keeps failing miserably even when doing lighter sets. In reality, you'd have to train your grip as well, to match the weight you'd pull with your straps on. The same thing you'd do while deadlifting in the first place with a little lower weight then, except with the difference you just divided a deadlift into two.

Also, what you primarily argued about, if someone uses a belt? Like you said yourself - and?

Thanks for steering clear of the main thing you were arguing about though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:28:00 No.7227745 Report

Quoted By:

>>7227728
>talking about pullups
>lat pulldown
0/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:28:00 No.7227746 Report

Quoted By:

>>7226060

starting sentence with And

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:29:00 No.7227751 Report

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>waiting for guy in squat rack to finish up
>ask if he's alsmost done, says yes
>completes another 5 sets of 15 with ~60kg
>wears nike air max, inferior form and hes just shaking his ass (15cm ROM)
>after hes done he says: Dont go to hard on this one buddy, advanced only you might fall over and fuck up your back
>MFW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:38:00 No.7227844 Report

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>go to gym
>two chicks also there
>they squat, DL and do DB bench
>Form isn't that great, but still
>today was a good day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:39:00 No.7227847 Report

Quoted By:

>Gym today
>Go to do my squats
>Curlbro in a Cleveland Indians hat watching (lol@ wearing a hat in the gym)
>Goes to the Smith Machine next to the Power Rack
>I'm squatting 185 ATG
>He loads 2 plates onto the Smith
>Finish my set, turn back and watch him
>1/2 ROM and gives me a "come at me bro" stare
>I grinned at him, and walked away shaking my head and laughing
>See him glaring at me for the rest of my workout
>It was a glorious day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 02:49:00 No.7227962 Report

Quoted By:

>>7226922
I fucking lost it at "im fucking zeez bruh"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 03:01:00 No.7228083 Report

Quoted By: >>7228099 >>7228158 >>7228160 >>7228293 >>7228915

Home gym here...
You guys take all these story's for granite don't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 03:02:00 No.7228099 Report

Quoted By:

>>7228083

....granite?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 03:07:00 No.7228158 Report

Quoted By: >>7228293

>>7228083
'sup bro? Yeah I know that feel, newfags everywhere, been here since all the other sandstones and crap came at me from Devon etc. Sucks to live in the baltics.
Pic related, it's me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 03:07:00 No.7228160 Report

Quoted By:

>>7228083
God I love taking things for granite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 03:16:00 No.7228293 Report

Quoted By:

>>7228158
fuarrk
>>7228083here
I'm from Devon brah
I just Jyzzed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:02:00 No.7228915 Report

Quoted By:

>>7228083

sorry I took the stories for limestone, do you want it back?

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