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To the moron grunting/yelling while curling in the UNCC gym this morning: So you know, everyone in the gym was mocking you, and we all think you're a douchebag. Please consider going later in the day with the rest of the idiot "bros" if all you want to do is grunt curl and SLAM the weights that you obviously can't control (and therefore aren't ready to do) around. Eccentric contractions, IDIOT. Learn to play!