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>meet huge guy
>jokingly ask him which roids he's on
>he takes none
>tells me to do lots of isolation exercises (three different kinds of front raises, etc) and that i need to feel the "burn" in order to have an effective workout
>tells me to eat 6 meals a day, super important
>tells me to train every day, twice if i can manage
>tells me to eat 200g of oats everyday, can't explain why, "they are magic"
>he only deadlifts 120kg
>mfw the whole time