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You wake up to find yourself seated in a pitch black room. You attempt to get up, only to realize you're tied to the chair. You hear breathing, and a light switch.

Squinting you notice a naked figure in front of you. You gather your bearing then suddenly realize it's someone you know, Trucrypt. He makes his way toward you slowly stroking his cock and you begin to protest. He remains silent. Leaning the chair back, he rams his dick into your mouth hard. You resist and gag. The taste of his unwashed sweaty cock fills your senses as he drags his dick back and forth against your tongue. His hands grip the back of your head firmly as he piston fucks your mouth like a wild animal.

Shall I continue?