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gym stories
>go to squat rack
>see person stretching on the only free weight squat rack
>ok..... go to bench press
>go to squat rack, see old man squatting 1/4th ROM
>ok.. gonna go do pull ups
>see squat rack open
>do squats, finish 3 sets
>I go get water, same old man stretching hamstrings in squat rack and looking at himself in mirror. wtfisthishit.jpg
>ok.. go do pull ups
>see that it's open again and finish work out.

damn people are retarded and it was my first day! I'm going to go early in the morning to avoid retarded old people

your turn