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>Ask random dude to help spot me at the gym
>tell him not to help UNLESS I ASK FOR HELP
>start busting out reps... get to fifth rep and slow down a bit on the way up
>faggot immediately grabs the bar and begins pulling it up
>"Igotit Igotit Igotit donthelpme donthelpme"
>faggot pulls it all the way up
>"DUDE I TOLD YOU NOT TO HELP UNLESS I ASKED FOR IT"
>"but I thought you were saying "idontgotit idontgotit"

ALL OF MY RAGE

/vent