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So /fit/ what the fuck should I have done ?

>> In Med school
>> Go take lesson in the physiotherapy class because I missed it the other day
>> 40 women, 3 guys
>> Class is about gynecology
>> Teacher is a hot milf, starts taking about therapies to strengthen vaginal muscles, and how it happens to give more pleasure to the man.
>> Teacher basically tells girls that if they want a tighter pussy they should do 100 vaginal contractions a day, tongue-in-cheek.
>> One girl turns to the other, "You better get started!"
>> The other one responds " I already did 40."
>> Instant boner.