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> lifting hard
> talking with bro
> he ask; so when you finish your workout ?
> me; dont know, dont hurry, i have nothing better to do anyways
> he; ye im ending this in a moment, going to fuck my gf
> hes skinnyfat regulary fucking his 7/10 gf
> im sttronger than him, tho still skinnyfat
> kisless virgin
i thought i couldnt hate myself more
i think i was wrong
> MFW