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>weigh 225 pounds
>can barely bench body weight
>noticeable man boobs
>start running/lifting more
>lose 30 pounds
>can bench about 270
>people comment on how much weight I've lost
>almost get into trouble once because I don't look like my driver's license picture anymore
>man boobs still exactly the same size