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>in bulkingmode, doing my weekly 30 minute cardio in the park trail i usually run (inb4 cardio during bulking is stupid)
>decide to run in afternoon instead of morning today because of class
>see a 40some year old woman running in the opposite direction as me, we are about to cross paths
>suddenly, she changes direction to run the same direction as me before we cross, almost as if she was running away from me
>easily catch up to her, planning on passing her easily
>just as i get to where she was running, she lets out a blood curdling scream, deafening my ears and everyone within a 100 meter radius is looking at me and her like wtf
>run past that pompous bitch as she falls to the ground out of breath from screaming
>mfw she thought i was going to rape her at 4pm broad daylight