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>be fat bastard, in a family of fat bastards
>"Fuck this, I'm going to get /fit/."
>lose substantial amount of weight, still slightly overweight
>fatass 14 year old cousin starts trying to piss me off
>point out that she, a 14 year old girl, weighs more than me, a 23 year old guy
>she starts crying
>get yelled at because "she's sensitive about her weight."
>next time I see her, she's got three bags of french fries and fried chicken, along with a 2 litre bottle of coke
>mfw she eats the whole lot
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