So i was chillin @ Da CLuB

apparently i forgot to close my jeans zipper.
this girl came up to me and she''s like, hey man ur fly is open

so i''m like, i know, i figure i''d save u some time. let''s dance

i was wearing bjorn borg
because i''m a cyborg lol

btw
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.

btw they found osama. he was chillin @ some paki club or some shyt. 10 years nigga@!
if they can find osama i''m sure u can find some pussy. wtf man peace jabronizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
i give u 10 years to lose ur fears
ps my friends call me timbo
cause i was in one of justin timberlake's videos
bustin some moves
in case u wanna say i can't dance n shit

TIMBOOOOOOOOO
(for international solidarity, social justice, democracy and PEACE)