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Anonymous !kP.KNeFYks Mon 30 May 2011 13:34:00 No.7645352 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7645543 >>7645568 >>7645837 >>7645904 >>7646019 >>7646081

hey /fit/, so i was going down to the store to buy some supplements, but then i didn't cus i forgot the whey

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 13:47:00 No.7645462 Report

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I know I shouldn't, but i lol'd

Mon 30 May 2011 13:47:00 No.7645466 Report

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fantastic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 13:50:00 No.7645484 Report

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so i'm trying to write a funny comment, but then i realise i'm terrible at creatine jokes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 13:51:00 No.7645494 Report

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>>7645484
ohhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 13:52:00 No.7645499 Report

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oh u

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 13:58:00 No.7645543 Report

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>>7645352
that sometimes happens to me too. I've found that casein the area helps me remember locations better

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 13:59:00 No.7645552 Report

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>>7645543
this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 14:02:00 No.7645568 Report

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>>7645352

I was driving through my very small village... Most of the dwellings are small cottages sporadically placed throughout the woods. I checked my rear view mirror and saw the red and blue flashing lights of a cop on my tail.I said to myself... "Here we go anon, time for some cottage chase"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 14:31:00 No.7645807 Report

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>>7645568
that was bad and you should feel bad. anyway, it's easier to map a small village like yours on a bike instead of a car. just go to your local shop and take one out for a test cycle, see how you like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 14:34:00 No.7645831 Report

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I love this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 14:35:00 No.7645837 Report

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>>7645352
BAHAHA! I actually fucken lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 14:36:00 No.7645842 Report

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read it, scrolled down, got it, scrolled back up

I lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 14:39:00 No.7645868 Report

Quoted By: >>7645887 >>7645949 >>7645988

There was a long queue for the squat rack today, it was worth the weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 14:41:00 No.7645887 Report

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>>7645868

oh dear

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 14:43:00 No.7645904 Report

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>>7645352
>mfw I don't get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 14:51:00 No.7645949 Report

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>>7645868
i hate waiting too. but sometimes all you can do is shrug

Benny !kP.KNeFYks

Benny !kP.KNeFYks Mon 30 May 2011 14:55:00 No.7645988 Report

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>>7645868

I had the same problem last time I was at the gym. I'm only 5'4, and I was stuck waiting for three guys to finish at the smith machine. They were all like 6'3, and from watching them, they were all built as fuck. One of them finished at 240kg, the next guy put it to 260kg, and then the third guy went and squatted 300kg like a boss.

They eventually left after that, but I suddenly realised, hell, there's no way I could squat after those guys; they'd set the bar too high.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 14:58:00 No.7646006 Report

Quoted By: >>7646074 >>7646083

I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He asked "How flexible are you?" I replied, "I can't come on Tuesdays".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 14:58:00 No.7646010 Report

Quoted By: >>7646012 >>7646048

Funny fact, I shower right before I fap. So for more it goes, clean and jerk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 14:59:00 No.7646012 Report

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>>7646010
*for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:00:00 No.7646017 Report

Quoted By: >>7646044

oh those are so bad ...

iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/

iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/ Mon 30 May 2011 15:00:00 No.7646019 Report

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>>7645352
same here, but I bought NO supplements

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:03:00 No.7646044 Report

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>>7646017
These are pretty good, you just have to be ON the ball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:03:00 No.7646048 Report

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>>7646010
reminds me of my wife, who's been really working on her olympic lifts. she's slowly becoming the perfect woman - she cleans, she jerks and she has a nice snatch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:03:00 No.7646050 Report

Quoted By: >>7646083

A friend of mine always collapses under the furniture that gets thrown to him. I guess he's having trouble bench pressing.

iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/

iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/ Mon 30 May 2011 15:04:00 No.7646054 Report

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>>7646019
I ordered some online, but my shipment was jack3d

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:04:00 No.7646055 Report

Quoted By: >>7646075 >>7646088

So I was doing squats the other day and suddenly felt this severe pain in my feet from going to low. I went to a doctor and once we were finished he said, next time don't rip a toe!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:04:00 No.7646060 Report

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>>7646048
Aint nothing like a nice snatch when you pulldown a girls pants.

Alphabet

Alphabet Mon 30 May 2011 15:06:00 No.7646074 Report

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>>7646006
not too bad actually
I lold

Anon.

Anon. Mon 30 May 2011 15:06:00 No.7646075 Report

Quoted By: >>7646123

>>7646055
we're making puns not rapping you wigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:06:00 No.7646076 Report

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I hurt my shoulder in the gym, and when I got home my mom was like 'Hurr, how did you hurt yourself?' and I was like, 'Nah mom, just doing some cleans in the gym' and she was like 'Cleaning? You are supposed to work out at the gym...'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:10:00 No.7646081 Report

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>>7645352
ok, seriously, I dont get it. any help?

Alphabet

Alphabet Mon 30 May 2011 15:10:00 No.7646083 Report

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>>7646006
not too bad actually
I lold
>>7646050
now that is just awful

iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/

iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/ Mon 30 May 2011 15:10:00 No.7646087 Report

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I was thinking of going on my first cycle, but my gym only has treadmills

tricky !hAU6ZByoyg

tricky !hAU6ZByoyg Mon 30 May 2011 15:10:00 No.7646088 Report

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>>7646055
>don't rip a toe!

dayum!

Diddly

Diddly Mon 30 May 2011 15:11:00 No.7646112 Report

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Ok guys, enough jokes I have a workout to continue.

I'm going to do MY VERSION of squatz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:12:00 No.7646119 Report

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I know you guys bitch at others for not taking the stairs, but some of us have to go up 10+ flights when the elevator breaks down. nothing sucks more when you're in a hurry to get to work and have a dead lift.

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:12:00 No.7646123 Report

Quoted By: >>7646217

>>7646075
>rip a toe
>rippetoe
>mfw you're too stupid to understand

Chilled !Onur/JXid2

Chilled !Onur/JXid2 Mon 30 May 2011 15:16:00 No.7646148 Report

Quoted By: >>7646161

So after that vigorous cardio training, this faggot PT wanted me to do some compound lifts. Frankly, I couldn't give a squat.

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:17:00 No.7646161 Report

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>>7646148

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:21:00 No.7646189 Report

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ITT: /fit/ puns.

Just for those who came lat.

Anon.

Anon. Mon 30 May 2011 15:24:00 No.7646217 Report

Quoted By: >>7646241 >>7646257

>>7646123
it was really bad, and i was trolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:27:00 No.7646241 Report

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>>7646217
I agree that it was bad, but I didn't like the way you delt with it

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Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:29:00 No.7646257 Report

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>>7646217

iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/

iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/ Mon 30 May 2011 15:31:00 No.7646273 Report

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I met up with Johanz this weekend, and stood next to him when he was shirtless And Then I Was A Bear

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:32:00 No.7646278 Report

Quoted By: >>7646330

So yesterday I was doing shrugs, but I got trapped under the bar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:33:00 No.7646281 Report

Quoted By: >>7646330

>>7646241

You're not going to trap me into muscle related puns

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:38:00 No.7646308 Report

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hey guys i was on the bench press machine and wanted to do squads but i forgot the WHEY

iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/

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iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/ Mon 30 May 2011 15:39:00 No.7646318 Report

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I enjoyed doing calf raises, but then my calves grew too large

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:41:00 No.7646326 Report

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i was pushing a table up some stairs guess what my dad says then no dont push that way.. PUSH UP XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:42:00 No.7646330 Report

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>>7646278
>>7646281
hah. reminds me of the time I decided to meet up with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. he was an overweight virgin the last time I saw him, but it looked like he'd really packed on some muscle, and there were a couple of hot babes at the table with him. I went over and said, "looking good bro! nice traps." he replied, "thanks, we're planning for a threesome later tonight."

iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/

iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/ Mon 30 May 2011 15:43:00 No.7646335 Report

Quoted By: >>7646361 >>7646369

I pinned down why I have bad muscular development in my legs and it's definitely nutrition. I went down to the butcher to buy some meat because I needed larger hams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 15:47:00 No.7646361 Report

Quoted By: >>7646369 >>7646393

>>7646335
that should help. I had to quad-ruple my protein intake to start seeing progress

Alphabet

Alphabet Mon 30 May 2011 15:48:00 No.7646369 Report

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>>7646361
>>7646335
These are all just so awful. But fuck it, I guess I can't do squat.

iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/

iopq !!E0l3lwK67+/ Mon 30 May 2011 16:16:00 No.7646393 Report

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>>7646361
Well, I started at one plate squat and being able to eat three plates at the local buffet. Since then I've been able to add two plates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 May 2011 16:16:00 No.7646408 Report

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I need to be squated on my spots.

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