I got a random wrong number text yesterday... Still trolling him today. No wonder why /v/ and /soc/ are such faggots baawwwing over never getting girls. page 2 coming up.
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>>7944027 It gets worse, men.
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>>7944036 Yeah, no one's reading this.
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>>7944036 >>7944027 Fuck you OP and your fucking thread 404 you piece of shit this is /fit/ not fucking /r9k/
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>>7944027 lmfao, too funny.
i tried to troll a wrong number once but it got boring.
Anonymous
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>>7944036 Its pacific time btw, these texts in this post are in the last hour.
I thought that shit was really retarded but I will admit I loled at the pic he sent you.
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I find this entertaining.
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>>7944036 >mfw his picture cabbage !lC6i71MUns
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I only read up to Hangover 2. You're a dick OP and should die.
Anonymous
I got a random text saying where you at I just got here?>I'm in the back towards the stage Ok, I still don't see you>I'm waving my arms right at you! > lol I still can't see you! turn around never heard from that number again
Anonymous
Incidentally, is it me or does it seem like people have MAJOR difficulties communicating with each other on facebook and txt etc. I mean christ, I'll give OP the benefit of the doubt but the guy is like talking to an illiterate snail.>"You don't beat around the bush" >"What do you mean beat around the bush?" >"You don't make me guess." >"Make you what" Do kids really communicate with each other on this level??
Anonymous
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You take too long talking with him. Would've been funnier if you just said you would fuck him in the first text, the guy is obviously delusional enough to believe you
Anonymous
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He would be okay if just lost some weight, fuck.
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>>7944139 I get random txts all the time on iphone...have no idea why. I usually respond politely but lately I've been sending back "fuck off fag"
Anonymous
ok two things Why does everyone have an iphone? im tired of that piece of apple shit And re your texts free?
Anonymous
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This is hilarious. I feel sorry for the dude but shit like this will help him learn. Its the squats n oatz of real life. If you have a hard time with this you're just a ronery baw monster faggot.
Anonymous
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>that picture he sent
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Its like having a conversation with a brick wall. Not to mention, his face looks like it was smashed into a brick wall.
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>>7944167 >not having unlimited texting Anonymous
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Good god, he seems thick as a post and desperate as hell.
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>mfw i actually read that HAHAHA THE POOR FAGGOT IS GOING TO GET HIS LITTLE VIRGIN BETA HEART BROKEN I LOVE YOU OPP
Anonymous
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>>7944195 I'm starting to get tired of this shit, should I blow the cover?
Anonymous
>>7944195 Do you have any idea who the girl he thinks he's texting is?
Anonymous
>>7944211 Get topless pic, for /fit/s sake (no homo)
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>>7944212 Not a fucking clue, man.
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>>7944211 ask if he wants to clap your cheeks
Anonymous
>mfw "I dont wanna lose u" I feel sorry for this guy, but he is a total dip shit. You should try to find out more about this girl he thinks you are through subtle questioning.
Anonymous
>>7944211 I don't think you should blow the cover, i think you should get him to contact the actual girl somehow.
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>>7944225 Oh god yes, just some blurry bathroom mirror tit-shots or something.
Anonymous
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>>7944234 This
Ask him to link you to his favourite picture of you on facebook
Anonymous
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He's the asian Chris
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>>7944258 >>7944258 Add some fucking smilies ffs. Bitches always use smilies. It will seal the deal.
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>>7944235 Oh you mean get him to see the real girl thinking it was her? GENIUS? Any ideas how? I have no information on this girl, where she lives, what school, etc.
Anonymous
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>mfw reading this shit
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>>7944235 This would be funny. How OP can go about it is beyond me if he knows nothing about the bitch this other kid thinks he's talking to though.
Anonymous
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MOTHERFUCKER THANKYOU OP
Anonymous
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ask him how big he is. text him saying you fucked an asian guy and he can't match his girth/length. humiliation/10
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>>7944267 Get him to tell you stuff about her
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Get shoe on head pics OP. Please. This is fucking awesome. This counteracts the millions of banal troll threads that have swamped /fit/ recently.
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>mfw reading this shit
Anonymous
>>7944267 see
>>7944244 though theres a very small chance you might blow your cover if she doesn't have facebook
Anonymous
>mfw this faggot actually meets that chick and she's like "WAT??? FUCK YOU FAGGOT" and he will like "BUT... B... IMPOSSIBRU, U SAID I WONT LOSE YOU TILL TUESDAY"
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>>7944286 No, just say "I forgot I had it listed as private" and segway into something else.
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>>7944291 No, no. Make plans to meet on tuesday, then on wednesday when you miss the date, have him say hi to her in the hallway on wednesday, so that you guys can talk about everything
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Oh shit, he sends text messages twice when he thinks the recipient doesn't get them. I used to do that. So beta ;-;
Anonymous
>>7944267 Well I meant get him to contact her, if you're getting bored. I just wanna see if he reacts once he realizes the game is up. You can't just go 'lol i'm just trolling', that would be remarkably anti-climatic.
I got the impression these guys are at school together so maybe you could do something like...
Ah. Ask him to write your name on his chest or something and send a photo. That should get you the girl's name. After that you can try to see if you can find her in Facebook. Check if they're friends, if yes, say some shit baout wanting talk in Facebook instead.
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>>7944341 I am honestly feeling terrible for this guy, I didnt even do this shit when I was 14...
Anonymous
Shit man, how can somebody think you can be somebody's boyfriend without even having met them yet.
Anonymous
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I fucking lol'd when he showed the pic. straight omega status up in this bitch.
Anonymous
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send him a <3 he will fucking JIZZ everywhere cos he's a beta phaggot.
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>>7944341 Fuck yes, smilies.
Anonymous
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this thread is bad and you should feel bad
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Also, this guy is gonna end up comitting suicide or rape after he discovers how hes being played
Anonymous
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Confidence level of that dude: Subzero. Holy shit, and I though I was bad.
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>>7944334 >>7944334 >>7944244 I doubt he's friends with this girl on facebook.
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>>7944334 Well if he gets the facebook photo, then you should be able to make a GUI, enhance the photo x30, and run a backtrace protocol to figure out her name.
If they aren't friends, then OP should act like a ditz and say "she" thought they were. If she doesn't have a facebook (slim chance), he can say he forgot it was on private (as someone else suggested), or if they are friends, then he gets the photo.
Again, if they aren't friends, OP could goad him on to "poke" her (beta move) and then make things more awkward. Then OP could just say "she'll" add him after Tuesday when they're a couple.
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>I'm shy and am I cute? Christ.
kangaroo !SFXytgL6uU
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>>7944027 psh, you can't just randomly teach a bitch hiphop. that fucker needs to learn some salsa if he wants to put the moves on... scrubs...
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Tell him to come to you Monday with some roses and chocolates and ask you out if he wants to be your boyfriend. Shit will ruin him for the rest of the schoolyear when he gets shot down.
Anonymous
>>7944334 >Ask him to write your name on his chest or something and send a photo. That should get you the girl's name. After that you can try to see if you can find her in Facebook. Check if they're friends, if yes, say some shit baout wanting talk in Facebook instead. I see you've done this before
Anonymous
the poor bastard is gonna be crushed for quite some time
Anonymous
>>7944354 Teenagers all have a mild case of oneitis. It usually goes away with time but for some it develops into a severe, some-kind-of-monster case. The most common route these unfortunate souls follow is the friendzone, or suicide.
Anonymous
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Ask him to come somewhere and stalk dat place. I would do that but thats just because im a beta faggot with no life.
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>>7944341 >please trust me just go ok Hell to another person this would ring alarm bells in their head
This beta has got a lot to learn.
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>>7944406 After you've got the photo find out what school he goes to then send it to multiple people inn that school on facebook
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>>7944407 His fat is already crushing him
Anonymous
LOL. Be like "I'll only say yes to you if you ask me out face to face though, and in the middle of the school with flowers."
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>>7944406 I've just been on 4chan for too long.
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Holy shit this thread. You've made my day OP, good job. Please continue to post this chat as it progresses to give me the maximum amount of enjoyment.
Anonymous
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>implying this social retard even has a facebook
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shit, the beta waves from this guy could wake up van winkle>mfw no one understands psychophysiology humor "isitho University"
Anonymous
oh my god, EVERYONE is taking out there pain from when A girl/guy has fucked with them on this poor fellow. He's gonna get it. And it's gonna hurt. ....Make him wear like a fucking teddy bear costume or some sort of ridiculous out fit
Anonymous
>>7944420 Hell, I wasn't like this even when I was a teenager. Of course I didn't date, for better or worse, but at least I didn't do shit like this.
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sorry he's been a bit slow (literally, he's already slow in the head...) Disconnected from the internet...
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>>7944341 tell him you love him and that you actually will be at school on monday and that he should ask you out then. he'll be pretty embrassed when he asks some random girl out and she shuts him down hard
Anonymous
are you actually going to meet him at safeway? not like meet him but arrange it and take a picture of this fucking chucklehead looking all lonely and rejected
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>>7944456 He hasn't been replying after this.
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White knight mode keeps kicking in. I feel sorry for him..
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>>7944464 OP, do we now this guy an dhis crush go to the same scohol?
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I feel bad for him, this can either go two ways. Either destroy him completely, making him depressed as fuck for the next years of his life. Or finally make him realise what a dipshit he is so he can turn his life around right now, instead of continuing on the pathetic sorry way he's living now.
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The fuck is wrong with this guy? I thought I was a fucking aspie but he is taking it to a whole new level. OP, you've hit a goldmine of low self esteem, fat and social unawareness. Exploit it for all you can. We all get a laugh and the stupid kid texting you learns a valuable life lesson. Everyone wins.
Anonymous
Faggot !26D7I/H7YY
Holy shit it is so sad...
>>7944147 This makes you think. Like, the type of kids (ok not specifically the fat guy texting the OP) will breed in the future and their kids will be even more illiterate. I honestly think we are devolving as a species.
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>mfw he's going to proudly announce to his grandparents that he has a girl coming over. >They'll finally be proud their shitstain faggot grandson is finally pulling and then >the bitter disappointment when they find out he was trolled.
!WINCESTthc
>whole thread except me samefag
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>mfw reading OPs posts
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I don't believe this, this must be reverse trolling, too omega to be true
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>>7944448 >....Make him wear like a fucking teddy bear costume or some sort of ridiculous out fit Spat out my water laughing you swine
Anonymous
OP, what's the guy's area code?
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>>7944516 Do you have a fetish for calling people samefags?
Every single thread I see you in you're accusing someone of samefagging
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>>7944496 He looks fucking horrible.
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>>7944538 425 you dumb idiot, it says it at the top of every picture of the texts
Anonymous
>>7944027 How many high schools in Everette, WA with the name "Bryson"
Or is that his name on the jacket?
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offer to get a taxi round to his house on monday. you get his address. the rest as they say, is beating the bush.
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>>7944501 >I honestly think we are devolving as a species. Nah, there's always been idiots. It's just mass-communication makes it easier to find them.
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>>7944516 No, not really. I've only posted under the trip in this thread.
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>>7944501 You, like everyone else who says this, have no idea how bad things were in the past if you're saying that seriously.
The majority of people have ALWAYS been fucking idiots. It's just become more readily apparent what with social media. Remember, a person is a highly intelligent creature. People are stupid, panicky animals.
Anonymous
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WOAH guys, you're thinking too small What if this guy has MONEY (damn now OP has me thinking like a chick)
Anonymous
OP ANSWER DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE GIRL?
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what if the pathetic guy is a troll himself? a troll trolling another troll... I think that would be more likely
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>>7944557 no that's his name, look at the very first couple of texts in the OP pic
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>>7944580 Maybe we're looking at this all the wrong way, and he's not JUST a foolish young man, but a potential raping murderer.
Think about it. He clearly doesn't understand other people, he's only interested in satisfying his own urges (regardless how clumsy he goes about this), and he tries to manipulate the other person through, yet again, incredibly clumsy means, desperately trying to get her alone, far from help...
I think he might be the worlds least suave serial killer.
Anonymous
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>>7944591 Do you realize how rare actual real life trolls are?
Just because you hang around 4chan all day doesn't mean they are as apparent to you in your world as they are to other people.
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>>7944584 No, I do not. All i know of her is that she's some girl he has a crush on.
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Honestly lol'd so hard at this guy. Wow, what a fucking social retard. It is like is has taken beta faggotry to a knew level. I know people like this exist, but wow. He literally has a 0% chance with even an average girl. Please keep this going and make him send you a picture with a shoe on his head for the lolz.
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Set him up with a hooker. Send the cops to his house.
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oh god, reading that made me a bit sick and full of rage. the kid must be mentally challenged, poor guy.
Anonymous
>>7944625 You'd be surprised. Just today on Reddit there was an image of a guy who was pretending to be a gamer girl who met another girl, and it transpired she was a lesbian.
So, naturally, he not only kept up the charade but cybered with her as a lesbian. For 7 months.
Then, and sadly I can't remember how, he revealed he was a troll. Turns out the other 'lesbian' was also a troll. Trollception.
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>>7944632 Then get him to tell you stuff about her, arrange a meet, destroy him
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http://www.everett.k12.wa.us/everett/High >I hate our principal, wats his name again? :s Anonymous
>>7944664 I did this, exactly this. I knew the other guy was a troll though so I felt gay. I mean, there are no girls on the internet and it was pretty obvious. I played along for a while and got about 500$ worth of free items in the game that shall not be named.
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>>666 >destroy him the devil has spoken
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>>7944690 You sir are a wonderful person. I'm pleased that stuff like this isn't a one off occurrence for some reason.
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>What if guy is trolling OP? >what if he is pedo Soon we will find out OP's dad has been txting him this entire time.
Anonymous
>>7944496 According to wiki, Everett High School (Washington)'s colours are blue and gold...
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>>7944729 A party at 4pm?
Wow, he is one sickcunt.
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>>7944740 >party >party >masterbating Anonymous
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>>7944729 >mfw its a lan party Anonymous
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>>7944584 please post that, it sounds amazing
Anonymous
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>>7944728 I'm a football player too, and I dont think I've seen those colors around my area (I'm in seattle). He's been talking about lynnwood alot so thats pretty close to where I live. Haven't a clue which school he goes to though.
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100x better then the unoriginal shit marcissus keeps posting here, good job.
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make a choice OP. get his personal details. get him to send you shoe on head pics. for archive worthy /fit/ history thread get both.
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>>7944749 This
Party in his pants, attendees include his right hand. He's trying to sound interesting and social, aww, isn't he cute.
Anonymous
>>7944717 It got old pretty fast though. MY GOD the attention that these basement dwellers give you when they hear you're a girl. Had friend requests constantly. Now I know why there are so many camwhores.
I've also done pedobaiting to get money/electronics but lets not go in to that.
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>>7944762 I've been trying to track him down and I can't find anything. The closest school in jacket style seems to be the Meadowdale Mavericks but the coloring is off. I can't find the name Bryson in any sort of player list either. Maybe he's just a towel boy or something, hence the different color scheme.
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>>7944729 Hahahaha OH WOW
I remember being like 7 and ringing this girl with some shitty dance CD up full blast and pretending I was at a party.
And then the next day I forgot the lie and she saw right through me.
Fucking lol'd at the nostalgia that brought back.
Anonymous
>>7944729 You know how he wants a pic, right, but you have no idea what this girl looks like? Well, losers like that guy usually have a lot of odd little fetishes. The most common of which is feet.
It's unlikely he'll know what her feet look like. (Maybe he does, and is a bigger stalker than we know. Dunno) So find a picture of some random whores feet off imagefap and send them on. Only trouble is if the girl is black or something, and you send on a white girl. Hmm.
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I think this guy found me out or something.
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>>7944475 OP if you promised me a picture from a distance of this guy at safeway, I will literally wait for you to post the pictures
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>>7944454 Yeah, but most of us didn't have technology like texting back when we were teenagers... I'm 24 - and I didn't have a cell phone until I was a junior in highschool, even though I came from an affluent family in my town - just didnt' see the need....and even when I did, texting wasn't available yet.
Point being - back in our days (unless you are 16), we actually had to interact with people face-to-face..... Technology has made people much more beta than we were able to be
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>>7944807 >>7944807 >>7944807 >>7944807 >>7944807 >>7944807 >>7944807 Just be like no, I look like shit. Girls always love that line.
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>>7944802 Yeah that's my issue with sending pics. I have no clue who she is. Is she fat, skinny, fit? Black, white, "hawaiin"?
Anonymous
>>7944807 >ur too bossy to be a good boyfran :( >i thought u were nice >im going out with my girls now dont text me again Do it. We can salvage this.
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>>7944807 You have to turn this around right now, he's making the demands.
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>>7944827 lol'd at >boyfran
What's so funny about >boyfran?
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>>7944827 >boyfran wow, that's really nice
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>>7944827 this
she is probably hawaiian too, like him
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>>7944807 or you could send a shitty picture from a distance or show tits of random slut.
Anonymous
>>7944826 Also, tone down the smiles. You went 100 texts with 0 smiles to now like two every text. KEEP IT SPARSE. multiple smiles is making you the beta girl damn it.
Think of it this way. This guy is super beta, but if you as the girl are acting super beta too (which you are because you're trolling and not creeped out like would be normal), then he will catch on.
Play basic pickup game with this kid, creepy way of putting that as it is.
Anonymous
>birthday, send it now youre found out bro. sounds like hes cross referencing you. game over man. good show though
Anonymous
>>7944783 Yeah, I've got an Okcupid profile where I pretended to be an Indian chick from London. Managed to bluff my way to get 2 doctors, 1 student, and 1 <never found out/> to meet up with me. Never had the stomach to go ahead and get them to go somewhere only to stand them up sadly.
One guy kept trying to flirt despite me only being interested in talking about the mating habits of bees. For a half hour. He still wanted to meet.
Women have it so easy, man. At least in regards 5s anyway
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Anonymous
>>7944852 Err no no no no
He asked 'what party'.
'Birthday' was a response. He isn't asking for HER birthday.
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>party >birthday >pics now she's at this party too mfw
Anonymous
>>7944108 Do you go to my school? Nice Mariner jacket faggot.
Who wants his Facebook?
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Funny fucking shit, I live in mill creek, by lynnwood... 425 as well, funny that i'm so close and this is a local trolling.
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>>7944888 If he insists on pic, tell him thats creepy, that should cover it
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>>7944857 Fucking hate okcupid.
All I get is fat 5s adding me or sending me very short messages with winky faces.
Did meet a good fuckbuddy but since she got killed in a road accident have been largely downhill
>that feel when you go to her funeral because her family think you're a secret boyfriend due to the pure filth you've been sending/receving each other Fucking strange day man
Anonymous
>>7944857 I've thought about doing that. Just never got to it.
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>>7944888 Ask.
Who's.
Party!
Anonymous
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>>7944888 If he wants a picture after that say "Only if you write my name on your chest/piece of paper/something" Someone else suggested this.
Asking for last name might sound a little iffy...
but if you get a name you might be able to bluff better.
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Fuck does everyone in this thread live in Everett.
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I must say, recently /fit/ has really been like /r9k/ circa 2008-9, it's great, keep it up guys!
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>>7944911 Holy shit brah that is some weird shit
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>>7944920 Some rainy afternoon, when there's even less than usual here, when you've got no good games to play, when you're pals are away, do it. I'd recommend fucking with lonely hearts to every good troll at least once.
It makes you appreciate the effort in trolling people other than the bottom-of-the-barrel-losers. Nothing in life that is easy is worth having, after all.
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I've done something like this once. Two of my friends were hanging out with some chicks one night. One of the girls asked friend A for the phone number of friend B. Instead, friend A gave her my phone number. He told me about it then she started texting me, believing I was friend A. I fucked with her soooooooo bad. I asked her shit like if she would want to go to a cattle auction some time or that I can't hang out because of my viola lessons or because I was helping my little bro with special olympics practice. Man, she completely fell for it and she was so fucking into it. Shit, she even began double texting me when I wouldn't reply immediately. She was pretty cute too. Anyway, I actually started to feel bad so I blew the cover. Should have asked for nudes first, oh well.
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>>7944980 well played
lets keep looking for info, Imma friend this guy, see what happens
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>>7944980 FFS, why did you say fuck?
Regardless, I want to humiliate this beta beyond measure.
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>mfw I began reading this and my name is Bryson
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just close the date OP. close the date, with date and time. throw in a subtle "I like to recieve flowers from guys, I think it is romantic". I want him to be standing there for hours looking like a sad fuck with flowers in one hand and his dick in the other
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>>7945003 This is suspicious. OP might be a very subtle personal army fag.
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>>7944980 >>7944980 He's not made you, he's told his neckbeard friends he's got a girlfriend, they're demanding pics. He obviously doesn't have any
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My entire school goes on /fit/ what the fuck is going on.
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>>7945003 ohjesus
That's is one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
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>>7945003 >dat page Oh my god WAT
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I know people that know him, this is his facebook, his name is Bryson Lee Ballesteros, hes getting trolled so hard
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000076087786 Anonymous
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Cole that broke up with the girl bryson thinks he's talking to
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000010545264 Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
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>>7945034 >>7945036 Bryson Lee Ballesteros mind
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>>7945055 Tell him that now you expect him to give you flowers when he asks you out.
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>>7945036 Welcome to three minutes ago
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Suspicious of all the evidence coming to light but I really don't give a fuck, I just want this absolute beta trolled shitless. FIND THE FUCKING GIRL.
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>>7945036 >>7945036 I'm laughing my ass off.
Anonymous
kangaroo !SFXytgL6uU
>>7945036 #
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Shawn L Brewer What lady wouldn't want to be with a great looking man like that.
April 6, 2010 at 5:45pm
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Cole Sims And his Call of Duty skills can only improve.
April 6, 2010 at 7:22pm
...ouch
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>>7945049 Do you know who Cole broke up with? This is what we need to know.
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>>7945081 That Cole is actually pretty alpha
Anonymous
>>7945055 Yo man, I think this kid has downs or something, reading that find a gf page kind of looks like the whole school is trolling the fuck out of him... :(
You better hope he doesn't have a gun when you finally stop trolling his ass, cos he's gonna shoot up that school.
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>>7945055 >>7945055 You should push the facebook angle, 'dont u have photos of me from fb?' etc etc
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>>7945081 have you seen that guy's profile pic. braces and a fucking harry potter necklace. i bet he's a fucking beta as well.
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>>7945059 >>7945064 Oh well, I'm proud of my independent research. It's funny how easy it can be to track someone down with only a little information. And not only track them down, but find a shit ton of other things related to them.
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I don't even know exactly what to make of this thread anymore.
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HELP BRYSON GET A GIRLFRIEND BY SENIOR YEAR!!!!!!!
Guess what?
BRYSON GOT A GIRLFRIEND YUHH YUHH YUHH YUHH YUHH YUHH YUHH YUHH YUHH YUHH YUHH
August 10, 2010 at 6:45pm via iPhone
>Jonathan Thaopaset is it yur right hand??? >January 16 at 8:11pm Lol'd. Dude got burned by a littl Asian guy
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000301905630 No hoper if ever I saw one.
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Gentlemen I give you... BETA BRYSON!
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"This is Bryson. He wants a girlfriend. Help this love-sick puppy find a girl for himself." haha i laughed so hard
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>>7945114 Yeah, I'm the guy who posted the link before you, all I did was google his name...
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>>7945094 >David Schillreff >You guys are so mean to him >April 11, 2010 at 12:31am You know, as funny as all this is, that kids the only one out of all this I actually respect. That's a man right there, standing up against the herd to say what's right.
Even if he's done nothing else to help him. Everything else is Brysons responsibility.
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
the board is detecting a "malicious code" in my pic. can't post... wtf
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I find it fucking hilarious that I know all of these people.
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Im confused. OP got a wrong text of a famous kid known for his betaness?
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>>7945157 change the filename from .jpg to .png or vice versa
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>>7945034 5'6 200 lbs studmuffin
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Template, I'll put it on memegenerator or something, I am pushing this past beta tom.
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>>7945081 I don't get the diss..
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>Seth Rogen posting on /x/ and livestreaming right now >This thread >moot publicly admitting /b/ is a shithole 4chan is looking up.
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>>7945133 I went off of the area code, name on jacket, and colors. I found him on some football related thing, then through face book I found that. During the middle of my internet detective work I was too busy to check up on the thread and see that we had the name.
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>>7945180 >>moot publicly admitting /b/ is a shithole It's taken him five years...
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>>7945160 Prove it. Name the girl OP is pretending to be. Who did Cole break up with?
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sooo is he asian orrr like somoan or some shit? op get him to wait outside some random store with flowers and chocolates and get a pic
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
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>>7945144 >>7945144 This is about to get ugly
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Since his FB is public it's only a matter of time before someone sends him a message telling him you are a troll. So whatever you do I would do it quick before he just stops talking to you.
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>>7945181 ahhh ok, props go to you then.
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>>7945210 By public I mean known to 4chan
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>>7945144 If he's a troll he's a fantastic one.
HE CANT EVEN FUCKING LIPSYNCH RIGHT. HIS DANCING IS LIKE THE SPASTIC DEATH THROES OF AN INJURED BEAST. ENGLISH ISNT EVEN AN APPROPRIATE LANGUAGE TO VOICE MY DISPLEASURE AT THIS
Mein Gott, das Schwein muss aus seinem Elend gebracht werden.
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>>7945203 Tell him that he owes you flowers now.
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>>7945144 >3:40, Skinny jean faggot. Noodle Legs Mode: Activated
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This guy is borderline retarded
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memegenerator( dot ) net/create/caption-top-bottom/image/932932
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>>adv/res/6536011 It's over there too
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>>7945203 ask for penis pic
you know you want to...
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>>7945244 >>7945244 BETA BRYSON LMFAO!!!
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>>7945245 Great. They're going to cock it up.
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This poor, poor fat mexicasian. I had to be the moralfag in the thread, but this is just terrible.
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>>7945203 >my little cutie pie Anonymous
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>>7945202 Most likely he's the result of a Mexican and an Asian, due to his looks and the "Ballesteros" name
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>mfw I read this entire thread
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>this guy is more beta than minecraft beta 1.6.6 >mfw
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>>7945203 OH MY FUCKING GOD NEGRO, THIS SHIT IS COMPLETELY WHACK
Props OP, you have him on his knees, ask for pic of cock, post on /b/ with background info and FB, drive him to suicide
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I think we hate him because he is the incarnation of all that is wrong with man. By struggling against one that embodies an exaggerated version of all our flaws, we conquer the inner darkness native to all men. Gentlemen. We must finish this. Although I wouldn't worry about anyone messaging him (Judging by that fb group, people fuck with him all the time. He'd just assume they were fucking with him too, trying to come between him and his new love... OP) we do need to wrap this up before his sexual frustration gets the better of him.
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>>7945264 He's obviously Filipino
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>>7945245 Great....now the /b/ fucktards are going to jump aboard.
It was fun while it lasted.
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Tell him that you saw his video on youtube and thought that he looked real sexy dancing.
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>>7945257 It is terrible. It's tragic. But it's like a train wreck or a car accident. You cannot look away. In face you shouldn't look away because it's a part of life. Laugh at the absurdity of it all and learn from the stupidity that led to this.
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>>7945245 Don't fucking post in those boards, /fit/ is bad as it is right now, and if you get more /b/tards here it's gonna turn into a complete cesspool, that's what happened to /v/.
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QUICK, tell him to show dick if he want to see nude of you. Then just say he got trolled and post the picture here. We gona do the rest of the job and post it on facebook.
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>>7945245 >adv great, they'll figure out how to ruin it somehow
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>>7945271 You, sir, are why we can never troll someone properly anymore.
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>>7945203 Tell him to make it up to you. He shall be at the mall by 1:00 pm with flowers in hand, waiting for you.
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>>7945271 You're a fucking faggot.
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>>7945315 >>7945325 Shut up, faggots, this has luls potential, we must not waste it.
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try to find a online webcam in his area make him come to that place with flowers
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>>7945333 >implying that posting in /b/ wouldn't completely waste it. That would be casting pearls before swine.
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
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>>7945333 >luls Are you 12?
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>>7945333 Let OP and his advisers do their work. Make a specific suggestion or shut up with this faux edgy /b/ braying.
>>7945333 since when does /b/ come to /fit/?
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>>7945356 Mid May, usually.
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>>7945333 Why would we want to share our lulz, with the 15 year olds over at /b/?
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Please respond. I'll be surprised if anyone else here gets that.
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>>7945144 BRYSON LEE BALLESTEROS DEMANDS YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND
this is how he picks up chicks, pic related
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Oh no, did I upset the faggots and white knights? OP, ask for cock, ruin his life or at least damage it in a signifcant way.
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newtripfag !NQ3HCQKNwY
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>>7945333 >luls GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>7945416 For those of us who missed your post literally a minute before?
Take a deep breath and count to 10.
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Why did you censor out his name/number, faggot? Post that shit so we can troll too. Lets get some /b/ros to start a shitstorm by pretending to be the ex bf and sending him threatening texts or introducing some general drama to his faggots life
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>>7945448 >/b/ros no seriously, go play in traffic
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>>7945448 No number. You idiots will ruin it.
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>>7945448 Die in a fire, fucking retards calling to /b/,
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>>7945377 you need to have better fuckin delivery than that. at least put it in greentext.
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>>7945333 >>7945414 lol you wish.
you're such a fucking transparent little child.
go fuck off and cry in a corner, being on 4chan doesn't make you "edgy"
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>>7945377 >>7945509 Yeah, I didn't understand what you were doing and skipped over that post initially.
Last I heard the kid came out as a fag by the way.
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HOLY SHIT /fit/ someone archive this. Awesome
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The "jesus fuck" next to his pic had me laughing for alot longer than it should
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Coming in here to say Bravo OP, Bravo.
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BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!
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>>7945180 >Seth Rogen posting on /x/ and livestreaming right now Thanks for telling me man that was fucking awesome