Anonymous
Where are you taking this OP?
Anonymous
You must acquire photo of penis.
Anonymous
>>7945338 get her fucking name, somehow
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
>>7945367 gonna make him kiss the girl at school on monday.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
it's 2:30 am here, and i've gotta say it was a good idea to check up on /fit/. brilliant, sir.
Anonymous
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CAPTION THIS SHIT
http://memegenerator (DOT )net/create/caption-top-bottom/image/932932
Anonymous
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>>7945380 Name on cock? But really with just a first or last name, she could probably be traced down easily.
Anonymous
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>/fit/ posting all over the youtube video You all 12 or something?
Anonymous
>>7945382 Tell him to just kiss you out of nowhere, and to keep kissing when you tell him to stop, you like it that way.
Anonymous
OP: ask for a shirtless pic with 'your' name written on his chest. this way we can see his tits for /fit/ humiliation purposes and at the same time you'll be one step closer to figuring out the girls identity.
Anonymous
>>7945338 >>7945382 Dude don't, it'll ruin him- look at all the groups all ready and shit... Do something else, less... Harsh.
Anonymous
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>>7945393 So long as you don't have anything to do in the morning.
Anonymous
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if he really is at a party, he's missing out on everything to keep texting, in his corner, so that other people think he has a gf. sad.
drdeepdick !!5QnPz2SvkUx
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Ask him to send dick pics with your name on it in permanent marker and you'll send him pussy pics. Then download some random snatch off the internet and send it to him.
Anonymous
>>7945406 that might be too much
ask for him to write her name on his hand
Anonymous
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>be 18 >Birthday party at game works allmywhy
Anonymous
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get her to write "your" name on his chest. nobody wants to see his two inch dick
Anonymous
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>>7945406 >>7945406 Not written on chest, thats a bit too much. Just on a paper or something with a <3
Anonymous
>>7945428 This isn't fucking chatroulette
Anonymous
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>>7945405 On the other hand, she might get really into it. We could save him gentlemen.
Anonymous
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>>7945411 Yeah, thats sounds like he'd actually do it
Anonymous
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>>7945411 Agreed, you're going to kill this poor kid. Ignore all these stupid cunts spouting that 'for the lulz' bullshit.
Anonymous
>>7945411 Fuck off with your white knight faggotry
Anonymous
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>>7945442 >>7945442 really???
write her name on his hand and then send a pic. that's how OP will get him to make it up
Anonymous
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>>7945382 That seems a bit over the top. Having him stand around waiting on Tuesday would be better. Especially because he'd probably creep on her all day Monday. Saying things to her that she has no clue about, etc.
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
Lets see what he'll say...
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7945454 learn to read flippant internet statements
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7945461 I don't know if he'll do that. He claims to be at a "party"
Anonymous
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>>7945454 The point of the troll is to make the outcome funny. Not just the same crap that /b/tard kiddies always do. We're mostly adults on /fit/, you can at least pretend to be one while here.
Anonymous
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>>7945461 VERY FUCKING FORWARD, OP YOU ARE PLAYING A DANGEROUS GAME WITH BETA BRYSON
Anonymous
>FUCK THESE WHITE KNIGHTS FAGGOTS >ASK FOR PIC OF DICK >FUCK THESE WHITE KNIGHTS FAGGOTS >ASK FOR PIC OF DICK>FUCK THESE WHITE KNIGHTS FAGGOTS >ASK FOR PIC OF DICK>FUCK THESE WHITE KNIGHTS FAGGOTS >ASK FOR PIC OF DICK>FUCK THESE WHITE KNIGHTS FAGGOTS >ASK FOR PIC OF DICK>FUCK THESE WHITE KNIGHTS FAGGOTS >ASK FOR PIC OF DICK>FUCK THESE WHITE KNIGHTS FAGGOTS >ASK FOR PIC OF DICK>FUCK THESE WHITE KNIGHTS FAGGOTS >ASK FOR PIC OF DICK>FUCK THESE WHITE KNIGHTS FAGGOTS >ASK FOR PIC OF DICK
Anonymous
>get dick pic >post it on that facebook page
Anonymous
>>7945482 and here come the /b/tards
Anonymous
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Brendon Seaver is a faggot who got his teeth knocked out. But yeah, big ups to Everett, WA. I'm not from there but I got a lot of friends who live there. Try to shoot for that dick pic with the girl's name written on it. He's in so deep that'll he do it.
Anonymous
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>>7945482 >>7945484 We're telling your right now.
We're not doing that.
Anonymous
>>7945491 /b/tards would probably moralfag out and find a way of telling him.
They really can't handle this kind of thing unless the target is a pedophile or an animal abuser.
Anonymous
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>>7945482 he's 17. dick pic = v&
Anonymous
when youre ready to reveal yourself, say okay Ill take a photo. No face though. Lather yourself up in oil and the thong or any thong and send it to him. Make it real fucking obvious youre a guy.
Anonymous
>>7945482 >>7945484 And you people wonder why /b/ is only ever becoming worse. No one else cross post this. Even /adv/ is pushing it. The only other good boards wouldn't be interested in this.
Anonymous
Wait, how do you not know what the girls name is? I am confused.
Anonymous
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>>7945512 YEa i know I feel sorry for the beta, but it's too funny to really care.
Anonymous
ok i'm gonna need some cliffs please
Anonymous
>>7945526 We don't. We're trying to figure it out by having him send a picture with it written on his chest.
Anonymous
>>7945526 >>7945531 Start reading, boys
>>7944027 The quality of this thread is already dipping though.
Anonymous
>>7945537 I'm asking how you don't know what her name is.
Anonymous
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poor Bryson I can't believe you guys are doing this, he's a really sweet kid- I'm telling him right away about this
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7945521 >/b/ becoming worse >idiots think /b/ was at any given time any good You fucking asshats, I hate to use this words but your newfaggotry is disgusting.
Get a pick of dick, post on FB group, destroy his life.
Anonymous
>>7945549 Oh, misread. This guy started texting OP by accident, thinking that it was this girl. We have no idea who she is yet.
kangaroo !SFXytgL6uU
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he's turning 18. there are quite a few big things about reaching that age here in the u.s. at least. cigarettes, lotto tickets, titty bars, clubs... tattoos...
Anonymous
Op you have about 15 minutes before the 14 year old lulz-killers over at /b/ ruin this. I say kill the thread, and report back tomorrow.
Anonymous
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so who is this girl op is playing? we got a name?
Anonymous
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>>7945566 Ahh right, that's some good fortune OP
Anonymous
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fucking do something OP I'm getting sick of waiting and I'm sure bryson is too
Anonymous
>>7945454 fuck off /b/tard, you're acting like a fucking "omg i'm so hardcore hxc, /b/ is LEGUN w r anon"
/b/ is nothing.
it's the joke of the internet, it's the asshole of 4chan.
EVERY single board looks down on /b/.
its the disappointing son, the whore daughter, the failed abortion
Anonymous
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>>7945571 /fit/izen seconding this notion, OP kill the thread.
Anonymous
>>7945558 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0V3KRWnDM0&feature=channel_video_title hahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahaha.SIGH
hahahajajajajajaja
Anonymous
>>7945560 Most of us on /fit/ used to be /b/tards dipshit. "oldfags" never post on /b/, /b/ is a phase that newfags go through.
Trust me, it used to be a lot less shitty, and people actually knew how to troll back in the day. Not just faggy, "LOL WE RUINEZ LIFEZZZ, SOOO FUNNNEYH"
Anonymous
I'm opposed to the "send him a pic making it real obvious you're a guy." We've seen that story played out a million times. It's funny, it's a classic, but there's potential to do something new here. We should pool our collective genius and do something unprecedented. Also, you fucking idiot; you realize the thong never existed, right? Or do you really think he went to the mall and lives near the safeway and is going to meet Bryson at 4 on Tuesday?
Cold !KfzjjlY6mU
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This is MAXIMUM TROLLING But you better make something big happen soon.
Anonymous
This is /fit/, is it not? Do we not aspire to be above all others? Why go down the safe route by trolling this kid into oblivion when it is so easy? I say we challenge ourselves to make the impossible happen: get him a gf. pic unrelated
Anonymous
>>7945542 there's nothing in this thread to give much away...
Anonymous
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>>7945560 It may never have been good, but it really is far, far worse than it's ever been before. There really were some interesting threads occasionally. But being on that board is completely unbearable at this point.
Anonymous
>>7945542 >>7944027 Huh, does it not let you link other threads on the same board?
Anyway, to prevent this thread turning into a fun free mire, let's all take a lot at the pic to the left here. Now, does your idea sound like something done a million times before by those kids from /b/? Yes?
Then don't fucking post it for the millionth and first time.
Anonymous
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this kids is obviously mental or somthin, srs there was a mentally disabled kid like this at my school,everyone would cheer him on to try and get a girlfriend cuz thats all he cared about. this is just sad...
Anonymous
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>>7945599 was in response to
>>7945520 Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
Anonymous
>>7945596 /b/ was never, EVER, good, except for two, and only two particular events, which gave it notoriety, it was, and is still, shit.
This kid can be destroyed, we can get him to tattoo himself, to drink his piss, there are so many options, please, for the love of everything funny, dont be a faggot whote knight.
Anonymous
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Poor Bryson. I wish I could be his wing man and teach him how to be alpha.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Fucking idiotic 10 year old /b/tards thinking that they're hardcore.
/b/ is a shithole.
EVERYONE migrates to other boards after they've saturated all the shit of /b/.
>>7945589 >>7945589 >>7945589 Anonymous
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SEND HIM A PIC OF AN UGLY/FAT GIRL AND SAY IT'S YOU THEN CALL HIM OUT FOR BEING A SUPERFICIAL ASSHOLE
cabbage !lC6i71MUns
Make him write 'your' surname, just to 'see' if he knows you well enough to know your surname. You can find out who the girl is easily like that.
Anonymous
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>>7945607 >>7945610 Alright, apparently you can't link
Here, you figure it out
fit/res/7944027
Anonymous
>>7945628 NO YOU IDIOT.
You should have said "write my name over your heart, to show you love me" or something like that, not the shitty "I'll never forgive you if you don't do x random thing that I say"
Anonymous
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>>7945592 that is the kid your trolling holy shit.
Anonymous
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>>7945649 >>7945649 >>7945649 >>7945649 >>7945649 YOU MORON YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THIS, THAT WAY YOU COULD HAVE GOT THE BITCHES NAME.
Anonymous
>>7945632 This is just proof of the generational gap. Notoriety was always the greatest fear of the original /b/tards. Faggots like you came in after.
Anonymous
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read old thread and this one. far too epic.
Anonymous
>>7945604 I for one think this is an excellent idea, and doubles commands it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7945656 You've done this before. I can tell. I like it.
Anonymous
>>7945666 HOLY SHIIIITTT TOO EPIC.
Anonymous
>>7945663 When did I ever said it was good that it gained notoriety? Reading comprehensoin please, asshat.
OP, be nicer next time, ask him to prove his love with a tattoo or some like that.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7945632 congrats moron, the true /b/ wants to remain a mystery, a shadow.
it did NOT want notoriety.
Anonymous
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you should say>who is this? i don't believe this is actually you, what's my name?
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>>7945674 >>7945675 >>7945677 i can smell /b/ faggots from a mile away.
Anonymous
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>>7945663 Alright, I think we can all agree /b/tards are like children shoving their dicks into toasters, but we need to draw a line in the sand and quit the in fighting, and get back to being an advisory board of assorted assholes, creatives, and bastards for OP.
Let's do something good and funny here, rather than the usual boring tripe.
Anonymous
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>>7945666 scriptfag detected
Anonymous
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>>7945656 It works just as well.
Anonymous
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>>7945681 >/b/ was never, EVER, good, except for two, and only two particular events, which gave it notoriety > except for two, and only two particular events, which gave it notoriety I'm not the 14 year old that failed grammar class, kid.
Anonymous
>>7945666 Triples, notion overruled
Anonymous
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>>7945666 Seconding this.
Also, check my non dubs
Anonymous
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>>7945596 Are you one of the rare pre-Habbo people?
/b/ officially went downhill when they raided Habbo Hotel and brought in countless traffic from, not only Habbo, but Gaia Online and every other place on the internet by advertising the fuck out of the raid and making it into some huge thing. Raiding killed /b/ because the energy of /b/ used to be focused internally rather than at external targets. It was self destructive chaos everyday except Caturday.
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
>>7945592 >>7945592 After finally watching this vid... I'm starting to have second thoughts about trolling him... =(
Anonymous
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>>7945649 But if he doesn't know then he'll ask "her"/OP, which might be hard to get around.
OP might be able to just be bitchy about him not knowing, but the kid might just persist in asking anyway, in which case it would start getting weird and suspicious that OP couldn't answer.
Anonymous
>>7945677 what are you 9?
jesus
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7945632 >>7945632 >>7945632 >drink his own piss you're such a fucking child, i fear how you sturggle to cope in the outside world
Anonymous
Anonymous
>"trolling" retarded manchildren I thought /fit/ was more mature than this. I can just imagine OP as he's hunched over his phone anxiously waiting for texts. It's a sad, sad image.
Anonymous
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>>7945700 Oh Edgeworth you magnificent bastard
Anonymous
>>7945707 Sorry I was caught in the heat of the moment.
Anonymous
>>7945689 I never said nor implied they wanted, retarded fucking white trash, learn to read.
/b/ was never good, people that say it was good before are "newfags" or were never /b/tards, you I guess are the former.
Anonymous
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>>7945717 >manchildren You can't be a man child if you're still a child. Fair point on the retarded call out though, I don't think anyone else has pointed out his mental issues.
Anonymous
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>>7945717 were alpha its called bullying
Anonymous
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>>7945703 Fucking try and get him a wife then.
Anonymous
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>>7945666 thanks for endorsing my idea satan
Anonymous
I lost it. How old is this guy? I honestly take it this is one of the first girl's he's ever texted. Also he probably knows he's fat as fatass so he's not gonna wanna send a pic of his body. Randomly send "I'm so wet right now." And see how much of a Beta he really is... I can see him saying. "Did you go swimming?"
Anonymous
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>>7945712 Shut up faggot, you are the reason these kind of things never get to any good ending.
Anonymous
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>>7945722 >22 the purest of all doubles...
Anonymous
>mfw this kid is trolling OP, and he's on /fit/ reading this laughing his ass off.
Anonymous
>>7945723 People that say it wasn't better before, weren't there.
You're a fucking newfag cancerous piece of shit, just admit it. You're the reason, why all the oldfags left.
No please learn how to troll, life ruining is easy, trolling takes talent.
Anonymous
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>>7945744 >Birthday >July 19, 1994 Lol'd at the swimming comment.
Cold !KfzjjlY6mU
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>>7945703 You can't develop a conscience now. Finish what you started and do it well.
Anonymous
>>7945703 inb4 "Bryson" is a /fit/izen trolling the FUCK out of the entirety of 4chan.
The name on paper thing just doesn't fly with me...
Anonymous
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>>7945756 >fucking newfag cancerous piece of shit, just admit it. You're the reason, why all the oldfags left. >only "newfags" use "newfag" Anonymous
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>>7945744 this, fucking this
Anonymous
>>7945754 If so, he's resorted to the easiest troll there is. I mean, he'd be less of a fag than he is now but it hardly makes him an Olympian looking down upon us petty mortals.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7945754 >>7945772 if he is trolling us, I will congratulate him on a job well done.
Anonymous
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>>7945703 I know how you feel, I can't stop watching it oO
Anonymous
ASK HIM: WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ME IF YOU HAD ME ALONE IN YOUR ROOM AND NOBODY WAS HOME?
Anonymous
>>7945723 stop being so fucking butthurt.
when multiple people misinterpret your statement, it's not because of OUR poor comprehension, it's YOUR fucking illiteracy, you presumptious little pleb.
You can't even write a fucking sentence conveying your sentiments about notoriety without sounding like a complete shitface.
slowclap.gif
Anonymous
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>>7945789 >>7945786 Discord in the /fit/ hivemind? A bad omen.
kangaroo !SFXytgL6uU
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>>7945703 he bounces like a clubbing douche. I hope he doesn't commit suicide and has time to actually improve. then he'll start pulling those little asian bitches like nobody's business, even being overweight with a kinda goofy face
Anonymous
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>>7945792 Fuck that's good too. So far we have
>I'm so wet right now... and
>What can I expect when I finally get you on your own? Anyone have any other ideas? We can pad shit out while waiting for responses in future.
Anonymous
>>7945795 >little pleb Well done faggot, your idiocy is evident. I bet you dont listen to "entry level garbage" music.
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
>>7945703 >>7945703 OP here, JUST KIDDING I'm gonna troll all the way. HNNGGGG
Anonymous
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>>7945819 At first I thought you were a fool but now I realize you're actually a decent troll. 6/10, would become disgruntled again.
Anonymous
>>7945723 fuck off manchild, /b/ had purpose years ago.
it was a haven of shit, but it had a least a semblance of identity.
these days, it's every single fucking 9 year old on a school computer
Faggot !26D7I/H7YY
fucking epic win kids shit 4chan white knighting is going to ruin this as usual. I miss the past
Anonymous
>>7945821 Hey dude, if you quit replying instantly to him, two things will happen
>1. We'll be able to help formulate better responses >2. The delay in responses will make him want you all the more. Ya dig?
Anonymous
>In b4 the girl OP pretends to be shows at the party
Anonymous
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>>7945819 FUCK.
you got me, crafty little shit /b/boy.
5/10
Anonymous
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HAVE THE KID WRITE THE BROADS NAME IN THE DIRT THEN
Anonymous
>>7945829 >/b/ had purpose years ago. You cannot possibly believe that, seriously, it was funny...but purpose?
Anonymous
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>>7945847 That's fine really. Then we get to see the guy's reaction assuming there is one.
Anonymous
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>>7945821 >asks around for marker >ends up asking the actual girl for a marker >his brain explodes >OP turns potential epic win into epic fail >?????? >PROFIT!! Anonymous
>>7945834 /b/ would attack people who deserved attacking.
dox etc were reserved for cat abusers
you're one of the new wave /b/tard shits who think jessie slaughter raiding was "epin"
Anonymous
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OP texting himself >mfw
Anonymous
>>7945821 Personally, I think you have to start twisting into a proof of love request or something.
Just being so adamant about some trivial bullshit like this without a reason seems weird.
Also, I'm willing to bet the guy was given a fake number by the girl, which by random luck turned out to be OP's.
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
Who the FUCK told /b/ to come over here? Seriously, you're shitting up something awesome. And. FUCK YEAHHHHH I got the name! GOGOGOGOGOGO FIND OUT WHO SHE IS
Anonymous
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>inb4 kids actually in an xbox live party
Anonymous
>>7945855 not long term goals, but when one was set upon, they'd generally move together.
eg dusty
Anonymous
>>7945865 >/b/ would attack people who deserved attacking. Are you trolling again?
Anonymous
The /adv/ thread has a lot more contribution that this shithole, hence why OP posts there first. /fit/, you've fucking failed me. Also, OP someone said this: OMG OP THIS IS PERFECT SAY THE FOLLOWING: "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL MY FULL NAME DO YOU?, YOU'RE TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS!" do it
Anonymous
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
Anonymous
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>>7945880 my bad, that was new-age
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7945871 does that say chelcey?
Anonymous
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>>7945871 If only I knew what the fuck that said
Anonymous
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SOMEONE ADD HIM WITH A TROLL ACCOUNT AND LOOK UP ''CHELSEY'' IN HIS FREINDS LIST.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000076087786 Anonymous
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>>7945871 INTERNET DETECTIVES, GO GO GO
Anonymous
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>>7945871 I can't even fucking tell what the first two letters are...
Anonymous
god dammit this shit must've posted this shit on /b/ cos his youtube vid is gettin loads of comments such as 'lol bryson XDDD!!!' this won't have a good ending, op eventually get a pic of his dick, post in on fb, we can then watch the shitstorm from afar
Anonymous
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>>7945871 whats that? chelcey??! WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous
mfw "chelcey" that's a fucked up spelling of Chelsea
Anonymous
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>>7945900 I think so. Strong chance he doesn't know how to spell though. I'll see what I can dig up.
Anonymous
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>>7945829 /b/ never had a purpose. All of the madness was internalized chaos. And it was good. You want to lurk and learn the memes because if you didn't, you'd get flamed to hell and back. That's why it was like pissing in an ocean of piss. When people started to see /b/ as having a "purpose" was when it went to shit.
harbl
Anonymous
>>7945882 I'm pretty sure he means pre-2007 /b/
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7945906 Yeah, i went to the vid and thought wtf, there aren't this many people even on /fit/
Anonymous
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>drelcex tell him you like alan sex
Anonymous
>>7945871 The fuck does that even say?
Dyelcex?
Is the girl OP is impersonating some kind of outer dimensional being or something?
I mean, I'm ok with that, but still...
Anonymous
>>7945917 Pre-Summer '06 /b/ was when it was best. The worst trolling, if I recall was that iPod kid (his name escapes me at the moment, though I can picture him).
Anonymous
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>>7945865 cat abusers are funny and should be commended for creating butthurt over all the prissy little faggots. You're the reason why 4chan users nowadays are characterized by whiteknight/moral values.
Anonymous
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WHY DIDNT YOU WRITE MY SECOND NAME? YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT DO YOU?
Anonymous
>>7945871 >>7945871 >>7945871 look at the top right corner. looks like he's outdoors. thought he was at a party.
Anonymous
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>>7945911 she must be black
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7945934 He was a boy,
She was an Eldar God from Beyond Space Time,
Can I make it annnymore obviousss?
Anonymous
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>>7945935 mitchell henderson
Anonymous
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TELL HIM HE SPELLED IT WRONG AND NOW YOU WANT HIM TO WRITE YOUR FULL NAME OUT AND SPELL IT RIGHT JUST TO PROVE HE'S SERIOUS. DO IT OP. WE CAN DEDUCE THE FULL NAME FROM HIS ERRORS, JUST MAKE HIM WRITE THE FULL NAME OUT.
Anonymous
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>>7945941 people at houseparties do drink outdoors as well...
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7945843 and op can consult us for responses instead of becoming dangerously close to blowing it with each text
Anonymous
>>7945949 i'm starting to think you're op without his trip, his freinds list was closed, how did you get this.,
Anonymous
>>7945949 You sure? I'm going through the 'likes' from his high schools fb page to find a match. How'd you find it?
We don't want to rush into this and find the wrong girl.
Anonymous
Anonymous
write "aww thanks sweety but it's spelt chelsea, you'd know if you spent more time with me ;)"
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7945949 Cole Sims, her ex, isn't on her friends list.
Fail.
Anonymous
>>7945970 Add him on a troll account, check around his friends, etc.
Anonymous
Best I could do after looking through mutual friends
Anonymous
>>7945935 >iPod kid's name You fail to recollect even one of the most notorious events during your so-called "golden age" of /b/? Besides, it became such a huge meme thereafter that it's nearly impossible to forget his name. gtfo newfag piece of shit. seriously, why pretend that you've been on 4chan for a while when you're all anonymous in the first place?
Anonymous
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>>7945986 He added you on fb despite him being at a party?
Anonymous
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>>7945949 confirmed for having bryson on her friends list
Anonymous
>>7945970 i went on the "bryson needs a gf" group, there was a pic and this SHAWN L MEYER commented on it
his friends list was open
i typed in "chelsea"
there were two option: one was in Everett. I went on her profile and her friends list was open. I found bryson on that as well.
tl;dr i'm a fucking genius
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
Anonymous
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>>7945987 >>7945987 Here, best I could do
Anonymous
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>>7945973 EXACTLY.. that's why you "punish" him for spelling it wrong by having it write out the last name as well. then we'll be sure it's her. Have him encircle the full name in a heart so it doesn't look like a random ass request. say it's a love tattoo or something.
Anonymous
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>>7945984 break up with ex.
immediately remove from friends.
girls do this kinda thing.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7945976 ...What if it is spelled that way though.
Her parents might just be stupid. I know it's unlikely, but I don't think OP should say anything about it.
Maybe just act irritated but not say anything, so he can fall back on that later without raising suspicion.
Anonymous
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>>7945996 Re-reading this I realise that I seem illiterate.
Sorry.
Anonymous
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>>7945949 DOUBT IT!
This guy is way too beta to be trying for that girl.
kangaroo !SFXytgL6uU
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why is everyone assuming he spelled it wrong? some people's parents just chose weird fucking spellings for their name. he probably has stalked her facebook, and her name is probably chelcey
Anonymous
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HE KNOWS THIS IS A DOUBLE TROLL EVERYONE EVAC, IMMEDIATE EVAC
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7945984 http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001636336500#!/profile.php?id=100001636336500&sk=frien ds&v=friends
Then search for Bryson Lee Ballesteros on his friend's list and he appears. It may be this guy, or not.
Anonymous
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>Chelsea Verzola
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
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>>7945996 This isn't me, and I just checked, Chelsea has a friend named Cole.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001636336500 anyone check if hes in the youtube vid?
Anonymous
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>>7946001 dude have him write out the full name as punishment for spelling it wrong. frame it as though you just want to be sure he's serious about things..
Anonymous
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>>7945962 who's trolling who
Faggot !26D7I/H7YY
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>>7945865 new wave? I got in 4chan in 2006. And when I did I was already +18. What about you dipshit?
When that bullshit of the kid who tortured his cat happened I wasn't even browsing /b/ aynmore for all the newfaggotry.
Anonymous
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>>7945996 Exactly what I did but you were faster. Damn it.
Anonymous
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>two different thread topics in this thread. >one is the trolling of some beta faggot >second one is 14 year old faggots argueing about /b/
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7946009 No, this is
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000010545264 Notice how he already has not only a new girlfriend, but a dapper suit as well. Alpha ass fuck
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>mfw I've spent my whole evening following this thread
Anonymous
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>>7945984 Yeah, but Bryson is.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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http://www.facebook.com/c.breeeeeeeezy THIS IS THE FUCKING CHICK, THE YT VIDEO SAYS HER EX IS COLE SIMS
TARGET CONFIRMED
Anonymous
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>>7946038 OH FUCK, HE SPELT HER NAME RIGHT, OP IS OVER
Anonymous
>>7946019 Spelled - Chelcey
Anonymous
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so epic /b/ best thread in months
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
I got her last name but jesus its unclear as fuck. Good god, this guy is hopeless.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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He goes to Mariner High school according to his YT. So it's the right chelsea
Anonymous
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>Totally beta. But let's not break rules 1 and 2 >Boghman22 hace 23 minutos Yeah someone called /b/
Anonymous
Anonymous
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CHELCEY BRANTNER
Anonymous
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hmm so it is chelsea brantner. good deal bro
Anonymous
Anonymous
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so we call know who she is now. happy? now continue with the epic trolling of him while we found out where this chick lives and invite him over. give him address tell him when and to pick her up and to bring flowers. fun ensues as we link him to the archive of these threads
Anonymous
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>>7946087 Chelcey Brantner, in other words
>>7946078 Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
>>7946087 related text. Someone try to get her facebook? =\
Anonymous
>>7946001 Well, this is it gentlemen. We're found out. There's only one honorable way out of this... It's been a pleasure
Anonymous
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>>7946087 We fucking got her OP
Anonymous
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>>7946087 dam he has good taste in wimmenz cant believe u said he was an 8
Anonymous
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>>7946087 Looks like it says Brantner.
Anonymous
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>>7946087 chelcey brantner confirmed
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7946087 Bratner, so he spelled it right.
Fuck, I can either spend my night in this thread, or go do cardio because it's my rest day. Is the cardio really worth it?
Anonymous
>>7946087 well alllright it only took 3 hours but we know who the chick is
Anonymous
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>>7946087 Yep it's Chelsey Brantner
We got her!
Anonymous
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>>7945989 Because it's been at least five years and I'm not some V-mask wearing faggot who commits memes to memory and shouts them out at people in my everyday life.
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>>7946078 This is it
Op is winning so far.
Anonymous
>>7946104 Seems I may have been a bit quick off the trigger. Does... does anyone know how to stop the bleeding on large head wounds? I feel woozy
Anonymous
>>7946103 Alright OP good job, just play it out like you were talking about the last name.
We still got this.
Anonymous
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>>7946120 Time well spent!
Anonymous
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172 mutual friends isthisreallife.jpg
Anonymous
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>this thread. >mfw
Anonymous
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>>7945949 >>7945949 but how? either this is a subtle NYPA or CSlll
Anonymous
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The problem now is figuring who is Chelsey from those 2 girls Left or Right?
Anonymous
>>7946135 do the rambo thing.
gunpowder in the wound, then light it.
cauterize that head hole bitch up
Anonymous
Clerisy !.AlpHAO3xM
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im ok with this
Anonymous
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internet superheros
Anonymous
Tricep !Bro3KpK6Cs
mfw i have been watching these threads from the begenning. Mfw they found out his name and facebook and her name and the ex Posting in an epic thread
Anonymous
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>>7946135 1) put your dick in the wound,
2) inhale the blood through your urethra
the blood should make your penis smarter (more penis)
Anonymous
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>>7946163 The problem is from too much gunpowder if anything! Alas, I digress. I shall seek medical attention immediately while you fellows continue your fun and games
Anonymous
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>>7946171 Don't forget the youtube video.
Anonymous
DAMN internet, you creepy!
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
Which one is she? I need pics stat!
Anonymous
>>7946143 just say it looked like it said "chekey" in the original writing (because it kind of did).
Anonymous
mfw i watched your thread yesterday mfw you owned 2 kids asses read an epic thread
Anonymous
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<twitter> /#!/cchick3 check out the yahoo question.
cabbage !lC6i71MUns
Anonymous
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>>7946183 If harassing a chubby 17 year old boy while pretending to be a little girl is creepy, then by golly, I don't want to be right!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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posting in epic thread!!
Anonymous
>>7946103 This is seriously the best troll I've ever seen
Now be all lovey dovey with him OP so that it hurts even more when he finds out its not real
Anonymous
In case the mainstream media faggots pick up coverage of another epic shitstorm in the making, Id just like to say the jew media sucks dick
Anonymous
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>>7946186 im thinking left, seeing as its her fb and shes posing.
Anonymous
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>>7946202 This. Be like "awww, you do care <3"
Anonymous
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>>7946186 All bets on the left one. The other one has her face covered so it's doubtful she'd use it as her profile shot. Secondly, the one on the left is far hotter and probably why he's going to extreme lengths to talk to her. Pretty sure he wouldn't be so persistent for the other gal.
Anonymous
I just want you faggots to know contacting the girl could backfire. She could see the texts, read all of them, and decide it was really sweet/feel pity for him because of all the "bullying" and actually hook up with this beta faggot. Dont bring her into it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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i'm too tired and drunk, please archive this /fit/!
Anonymous
alright, since i love /fit/ i'm providing cliff notes
OP (trip is trolltexting) recieved random text message from Bryson (
http://www.facebook.com/pages/HELP-BRYSON-GET-A-GIRLFRIEND-BY-SENIOR-YEAR/372401564434 ) , some probably down syndrome kid (literally, look at that fb page) beta hawain asian looking dude who goes to the same school as Chelcey Brantner (
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002114178967 ). Chelcey's ex (which bryson mentioned very early into the texting is Cole Camilen (
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001636336500&sk=info )
Theres a youtube video of bryson, clearly demonstrating how beta he is, and also the likeliness that he literally has a disability. we're still trolling the fuck out of him. link is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0V3KRWnDM0&feature=channel_video_title Bryson is currently at a birthday party at a park, and has written Chelcey (the girl he thinks he's texting, but is actually OP) on a piece of paper.
What do we do now?
Anonymous
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>>7946221 Yeah, no.
I really, really don't see that happening.
Anonymous
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>>7946188 not even necessary... he seems stupid enough to not even catch that part
Anonymous
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you'd better hope this kid doesn't off himself, OP... your phone number is all over his phone records now
Anonymous
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>>7946186 So, /fit/ as finally turned me gay. I see a picture of a nubile young lady, and all I think is
>lol skinnyfat but nice hair I guess NICE HAIR?! WHY THE FUCK DID I THINK THAT
Anonymous
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LISTEN CAREFULLY OP... JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE PIC NOW DOESN'T MEAN YOU SEND IT IMMEDIATELY. HOLD OFF, CHANGE THE SUBJECT, AND THEN SEND IT IF HE ASKS AGAIN... PLAY IT COOL AND NATURAL LIKE, BRO.
Anonymous
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>>7946078 OP do NOT SEND HIM FUCKING NUDES.
BE PATIENT.
Anonymous
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Chelcey confirmed for butterface 5/10
Anonymous
>>7946186 bitch needs to squat, look at dem thighs
Tricep !Bro3KpK6Cs
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEE say that you don't want the whole relationship to be through text messaging and that you like a man who can be bold. Find her address have him go there with flowers ????? PROFIT!
Anonymous
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HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK CARES FUCKING NIGGERS
Anonymous
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The right one is fat and ugly. I think it is the left one because she has hot potential
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
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>>7946221 yeah like she's gonna look at the texts very long.
Anonymous
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Cole confirmed for little beta
Anonymous
Jd.
Chelcey Brantner. pic very related.
Anonymous
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>>7946221 LOL! IS YOUR ENTIRE UNDERSTANDING OF WOMEN BASED ON DISNEY CHANNEL MADE-FOR-TV MOVIES? SHIT LIKE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. LOLOL.
Clerisy !.AlpHAO3xM
and my interest was all lost. Goodbye
Jd.
>>7946262 more coming soon. give me a minute.
Anonymous
Here's what you do. Ask him to call you from speakerphone at the party (with his friends around)- to prove his love or some bullshit like that. When he calls, try asking in a girls voice if its him. Then, using your real man's voice (I hope), tell him he's a beta faggot and all of the internet is laughing at him and that everyone should google his name when they get home. An epic win to an epic shitstorm
Anonymous
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send a dick shot please
Flexington Iron !4gYM7oUqCU
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Postin in a win thread.
Anonymous
>>7946248 Yea, make this thread /fit/ related
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ruining everybody's fun
Anonymous
>>7946225 >OP (trip is trolltexting) recieved random text message from Bryson Which means either his number is very similar to hers (within one digit), which is unlikely, or that he also knows Bryson (which is more likely), has his number, and a name thats similar enough to Chelcey that it's near her on his phone.
Or maybe one of the other kids gave Bryson the number pretending it would be the girls, knowing full well it would be OP.
What think you, /fit/?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Has anyone added her yet?
Anonymous
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im lolling in my fried skinless chicken breast pieces
Anonymous
Jd.
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>>7946262 ah thats not her. my bad. give me a minute
Anonymous
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>>7946262 YOU GO GLEN COCO!
Anonymous
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>>7946221 lol were just fucking with this kid. There isn't a clear goal of ruining his life. Thats the girls decision.
But seriously there is no way the girl will go for this kid.
OP act all lovey dovey!!!! Send picture of his name on your hand!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7946269 you are literally the worst tripfag, no one fucking cares.
yes i mad
Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...
Anonymous
>>7946289 He probably asked her for her number and she made one up, that being OP
Flexington Iron !4gYM7oUqCU
>>7946286 Done, back to the troll now.
Anonymous
>>7946262 Thats not her. That girl is from Wisconsin and spells her name different.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Gentlemen, moments like these happen once in a life time. The next step could define how the rest of our lives unfold. We must think delicately and carefully. You must continue this slowly, naturally, and calmly. Some how drag him on for several months, and some how get him to meet you somewhere with promises of sex. This location would have film ready to roll. ???? Profit.
Jd.
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>>7946317 yeah i said that already, was my mistake. still searching for a pic of her.
Anonymous
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>>7946306 Then the sheer unlikelyness of this ever happening is making me smile and believe, you know, maybe there IS destiny?
Anonymous
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>>7946304 >>7946304 Gingermods bi-annual visit ended yesterday pal.
Anonymous
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>>7946262 >>7946273 how are you looking at her pictures?
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
Okay update on the texting! And someone post some good similar pics of her I can use later!
Anonymous
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>>7946279 That would be such wasted potential. It's a well worn path by this stage. We need to think bigger.
Jd.
>>7946335 tell me what city she is from i'll definitely get you a picture of her.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7946335 you're doing a good job with the extra letters at the end of the last word. bitches always do that shit
Anonymous
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>>7946328 sorta this but YOU MUST KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ANY COMPUTERS!!!
The second he logs on he will find out he got trolled hard.
Send him on an hour long drive or something
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>7946335 Shit nigger, pull back. You don't need to do
><3 >:) so much. Use them sparingly. Make him giddy every time he sees one. Withhold the love to make people want it, dude.
Anonymous
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>>7946341 >implying we cant make another thread >implying there isnt 100000 people bumping >implying you can make any difference, white knight faggot Anonymous
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>>7946345 The way you say that, it makes me think you might be a professional stalker or something...
Anonymous
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sage to free fiddy
Anonymous
okay how about we find out this girls real phone number, tell him "oh im getting a new phone tomorrow so i'll text you the new number from this phone before i deactivate it. k?" then give him girls real phone number. kids going to get destroyed
Anonymous
>>7946335 i enjoyed the whole thread(s) but every time he says his EIGHTEENTH birthday is at gameworks my heart breaks a little (no homo)
Anonymous
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OP we need something CONCRETE, a shirtless pic or SOMETHING. Sending him to your house is not enough to get him infamous online, we need a CONCRETE PIECE OF EVIDENCE PORTRAYING HIS BETANESS.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>7946373 That's better, but think BIGGER. We need something fiendishly complicated yet satisfying.
Anonymous
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>>7946360 no this kid doesnt believe any girl will love him.
Any kind emotion you show he will hold onto for dear life
He's given in so when you reward him he will believe he is winning your heart
Anonymous
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Before this turns into a complete shit storm and everything blows up in our faces I'd just like to say it has been a privilage to spectate and work along side all of you, gods speed OP.
Clerisy !.AlpHAO3xM
Tricep !Bro3KpK6Cs
HOLY FUCK I have an idea Find the adress of a trailer park near that area! PICK ONE ADRESS TELL HIM THAT YOU WANT TO HANG OUT AT YOUR HOUSE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE GONE ON VACATION (its summer) tell him to bring condoms and flowers He shows up to a trashy ass trailer park with flowers and condoms ??????? PROFIT
Anonymous
oh fuck... shit just got real guise...
http://www.littleangelcaleb.com/ (if you're too lazy to go to the site, he lost a little brother almost 4 years ago. if we really feel like making things worse, we could use this)
Anonymous
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>>7946335 you need to get him on AIM, send him pics of "your" tits. Get him to masturbate to that and record himself.
Then the lulz will ensue
god im a sociopath
Anonymous
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>>7946370 not her. first name is spelled differently
Anonymous
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>>7946374 >>7946374 >>7946374 same here man. gameworks??? i was in the city doing kegstands and asking for fights on my 18th birthday
Jd.
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>>7946394 I already said that. Keep up.
OP what's the kid's name that your texting? If I can find him on facbeook maybe I can get mutual friends = pics of her hopefully.
Anonymous
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>>7946370 >some days he will be rele sweet >and frum not wanting No kidding.
Anonymous
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I love thinking about how in this kids mind, he would NEVER consider the possibility that the "girl" is he texting and tuning, is really a random fit guy under the guise of 3 internet image boards.
Anonymous
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>>7946399 pizza face can't sage
Anonymous
Seriously what the shit are you doing with this poor kid, is this even /fit/?
Anonymous
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>>7946328 Months is retarded, no one here has the attentionspan for that. Its time to find an anon who lives in his area and is willing to grab footage. Then send him out with flowers and said anon there to record it. The longer this drags out, the more of the likelyhood of something fucking up and the kid finding out- which means no climactic ending and failed trolling. Its time to start wrapping this shit up, OP.
Anonymous
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>>7946407 shit.... that's sad...
Anonymous
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>>7946402 THIS
Make him go on one knee and knock on the door too!!!! Then take pic of redneck being proposed too
Anonymous
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I think getting him to go to this girls house with flowers and shit would be hilarious, buut op should be in a car at a good distance taking photos of his crushing rejection. Then as he's walking away op goes up to him and hands him printed copies of all these threads
Anonymous
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>>7946407 I think we should stop now...
Anonymous
>>7946407 God dammit, my heartstrings.
Still, must troll this kid to oblivion. Something CONCRETE, OP.
Anonymous
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>>7946421 Look man, we're not going to make him kill himself, or ruin his life, or any of that old tired shit. We're going to have a laugh and then let him go, like a champion fisherman letting his prize catch go.
No need not to slap him around witha paddle first mind.
Jd.
>>7946421 At some point in time you have to come to the realization that we're all still on 4chan. Shit like this has to happen. No point white knighting, may as well get in on the fun.
ITT: newfags that think trying to ruin a life is collaboration
Anonymous
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Yeah OP I think you're gonna need to get a pic of him doing something beta for this girl to complete the troll
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
Anonymous
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>>7946225 >>7946225 >>7946225 >>7946225 >>7946225 >>7946225 >>7946225 >>7946225 >>7946225 >>7946225 >>7946225 >>7946225 Here is where the cliff notes are. stop fucking around and provide OP with some meaningful advice of how to make this epic.
>find a public camera we can access online and tell him to meet her there with flowers. we can all watch as he slowly realises no one is coming. Anonymous
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>>7946421 Well, yes.
He is fat and OP is making fun of him.
Deal with it
Anonymous
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>mfw I share a birthday with this thing.
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>>7946447 At some point in time I realize I have a workout to continue
Anonymous
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https://twitter (do) com/#!/cchick3
Anonymous
>>7946448 If anything, this will teach this faggot to not be such a little bitch next time. Tough love ftw. Whiteknights can fuck off and go suck a dick
Anonymous
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>>7946402 >>7946402 >>7946402 BUT WAIT NIGGER, CAN'T JUST DO THAT SO SIMPLY.
HE'LL NEED DRIVING DIRECTIONS,
SO WE'LL GOOGLE MAPS THE ADDRESS AND GET THE STREET VIEW, THEREFOR WE CAN SAY WHICH HOUSE IT IS SPECIFICALLY AND SO HE'LL KNOW WHICH ONE TO GO TO
ALSO, BEFORE WE INVITE HIM WE NEED TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE LIVE THERE.
ANON WILL HAVE TO CALL THE NUMBER THAT CORRESPONDS WITH THE ADDRESS AND HANG UP WHEN THEY ANSWER (JUST SO WE KNOW PEOPLE LIVE THERE)
LOL WE S0 LEGION 4EVER
Anonymous
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>>7946407 damn. poor kid. i admit my moralfaggotry
Anonymous
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>>7946402 THIS. But maybe to a park, or restaurant, or at least some public area. get him to have flowers, balloons, and chocolates... maybe even some condoms in his pocket too.
he waits for hours, public humiliation.
Anonymous
>>7946407 Do you think that might be why he's so shit? Emotionally stunted?
Before some oh so edgy child pops up 'LOL DO NOT CARE, LETS TROLL ANYWAY ANYMOUSE XD', you've clearly never had a brother if this doesn't make you pause.
Clerisy !.AlpHAO3xM
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>>7946468 That's besides the point you newfag.
What qualifies you to teach him?
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>>7946440 fuck you
i hope you all feel like shit
Anonymous
>>7946487 Lol yea, how shall this story end /fit/.
Crushing his hopes and dreams
or
Empowering him for a better tomorrow?
Either way lets end it soon, i've been putting off the gym for like 15minutes to see the end of this
Anonymous
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OP, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO TAKE A GAMBLE ASK TELL HIM TO MEET UP AT THE GIRLS PLACE IF WE FIND DOX, BUT WHEN YOU DO THIS, SAY IT LIKE THIS: HEY YOU CAN COME OVER ON XDAY WHERE DO YOU LIVE SO I CAN GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS?
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
>>7946511 It will be BOTH.
Anonymous
>>7946407 Well nothing makes you more alpha than a bit of immense heartbreaking defeat, its unbelievable he isn't a man since loosing his listtle brother, so it's up to US to man him the fuck up, can i get a HELL YEAH?
Anonymous
ITT: epitome of Beta Putting down a retarded disabled kid that has lost family to feel self worth Good job, Alphas. Never change /fit/
GUY FROM EVERETT !SY9mSKAEQM
Omg, I just woke up and got this link from a friend. I was with people last night and Bryson was there, he was so excited "She" was texting him.
Anonymous
>>7946570 For fuck's sake you said you were leaving a few hundred posts ago.
kangaroo !SFXytgL6uU
Clerisy !.AlpHAO3xM
>>7946589 I said "Goodbye".
I didn't say I was leaving you illiterate twat.
Umad?
Anonymous
>>7946571 >>7946571 if your genuine, give us the profile, pics, even address of girl or the beta if you have it
Anonymous
>>7946571 >last night You mean a few hours a go? Know how I know you're a troll?
Anonymous
>>7946570 Well take a good long hard look.
This is what Alphas are. Everywhere. Easiest way to stand on top is to stand on others.
Anonymous
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>>7946536 When he's not at the party if the conversation has developed enough.
Say talking to you about X things makes me horny. Get him to send a dick shot after you send a pussy pic.
Anonymous
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>>7946609 >say goodbye, but stay anyway I'm so furious right now, blood is leaking from my ass. Ohh man, I wish you would die! You got me good!
Anonymous
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>>7946650 Most fun way too, incidentally.
>>7946650 So I have the right to punch random people in the face when I walk down the street because it's a cruel world out there and I'm here to give them a hard lesson?
derp
>this thread Anonymous
GUY FROM EVERETT !SY9mSKAEQM
>>7946638 >>7946645 It was last night, I had to drive him home..
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000076087786 - Bryson
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001636336500 - The Cole she was dating.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002114178967 - Chelcey
I go to the same school as them and I have everyone on my friends list, except Chelcey.
OP, tell Bryson you've heard about the Growling Panther
Anonymous
>>7946699 Reposting stale information and a fact easily found by a cursory google.
We need more. Show us more pictures of Chelcey so we have something to work with.
Everybody who ISNT wking isnt wking because they think they are alpha. It's because they are newfags who have never experienced proper collaboration before and think being a personal army is that.
>>>/b/ /fit/ has it's unique culture and that's why it's entertaining.
If you want to be a brainless idiot and personally attack somebody IRL, that diminishes everything /fit/ stands for.
Anonymous
>>7946699 >>7946699 give us brysons address then, because what you have provided to us now could have been given by any ole anon
GUY FROM EVERETT !SY9mSKAEQM
>>7946725 Okay, I'm adding Chelcey.
>>7946734 I'll get his adress in a second, I'll have to find it on google maps
Anonymous
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>>7946731 >>7946731 then take your unique meathead culture and get off the thread and go work out..
thats a good /fit/izen
Anonymous
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>>7946754 This thread is dying. Go to:
>>7946449 Anonymous
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>>7946754 >status updates >class of 2010, lets be the loudest and most swaggilicious >mfw
WHY WERE WE DRAWN TO /FIT/? What makes us all /fit/izens, instead of lounging around on /b/ posting inane memes the entire fucking day? We have an innate desire to be better than we currently are. We want to be better people. So ask yourself, how is this behaviour /fit/?
Anonymous
>>7946799 Do you think you're being articulate and wise, Clerisy? You do not know the human animal. Stop pretending to be what you perceive yourself to be, lose your trip, and join the fun.
>>7946821 If you haven't realized by now, /b/ is all the newfags and 13 year old girls that get told about the site and HURR DURR OHH LOOK ANONYMOUS COLLECTIVE HAHA OMG COOL IM GOING TO BE A PART OF SOMETHING THAT MATTERS XD!
The real channers are the people that stopped being a fucking twat and actually expanded out to different boards because they liked the culture.
You my friend, are still stuck in 06 with the 13 year old pre pubescent girls.
Flexington Iron !4gYM7oUqCU
>>7946799 HEEY GUISE LOK AT MY PEANUTSSS THEIR TOTALLY/FIT
Anonymous
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>>7946799 >no fun allowed. Anonymous
>>7946840 >The real channers >throwing up a lot of accusations, more to do with wishful thinking and a flawed perception of the world than anything based off facts >notice how she provided no argument, just THIS IS WRONG U GUIZE Yes. And we're the children. Back to /b/, little tripfag. This is work for adults.
Anonymous
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Starting to feel sorry for this guy.. Let him down softly OP, please.
Flexington Iron !4gYM7oUqCU
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>saging a thread and keeping it open in another window so you can seehow people respond to how witty you are. (I sincerely implore none of you partake in this.)
Trolltexting !!hkE69QSbToL
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>>7946754 >>7946754 I could use your text or something so we could coordinate shit.
Anonymous
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0/10 also sage doesnt work either retard
Anonymous
>>7946915 Ah, the reply of a beaten troll. Ready to scamper back to /soc/ yet?
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If op wants to let this betafag down easy, just tell him it was you trolling him all along to end all this painlessly. He'll probably find it funny in retrospect. Thats IF OP wants to
>>7946972 > back to soc 1/10
Anonymous
>>7946996 Can't resist replying can you? Sharing with me how little you're bothered? Saging, while keeping on coming back?
Do you really view this as healthy behavior?
Anonymous
>>7946996 >>7946996 not the guy from before, but to put it in retrospect:
you are a tripfag
you are a tripfag trying to impose on a board's special culture on us
you are a tripfag trying to massively sagefag a shitstormed thread
youare a tripfag who is desperately attempting to say things everyone else disagrees with, but is promptly ignoring or pointing out how pathetic you are
you are clerisy
>>7947016 I think you're over analyzing ;_;
Don't feel special, pal.
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>>7947050 Thx for the tipz
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>>7947050 >>7947016 >>7946996 >>7947052 You are all a couple niggerfaggots now shut the fuck up and get off my 4chan so we can continue our fun
Anonymous
DO YOU KNOW WHAT 'AN HERO' MEANS? IT IS WHEN SOMEBODY COMMITS SUICIDE OVER SOMETHING LITTLE AND BENILE. BUT IN REALITY, THEY HAVE A LOT OF OTHER THINGS GOING ON IN THERE LIFE WHICH LED UP TO THE TAKING OF THEIR LIFE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HIS LIFE? NO. YOU DON'T. THIS COULD BE THE TIP OF THE ICE BURG. THIS COULD BE WHAT PUSHES HIM TO THE EDGE. HOW WILL YOU FEEL, /FIT/? HOW WILL YOU FEEL ONCE YOU REALIZE YOU MADE SOMEBODY TAKE THEIR LIFE? WILL YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN THEN? WILL YOU FEEL ALPHA? WILL YOU BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH YOURSELF??
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>>7947144 sup moralfag
i think /b/ needs you to defend their pony fetish again
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>>7947370 Poorly written article. The editor must've been high to allow it to be printed.
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>>7947370 What's written in the third column?
Anonymous
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>>7947453 ...I really don't think the intention was for anyone to actually believe that was a real article.
Still, Clerisy is a fag.
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is the thred DED