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!f6fZwA8QFE No.7989129 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
virgin /fit/izen reporting in..

So I was at a party last night and me and this girl were flirting like hell. We were drunk and she whispers in my ear" let's go up stairs". I didn't really know what for but I assumed something sexual. We head upstairs and without saying a word she starts to undo my pants.

I say "erm it's a bit sweaty and smelly down there it's probably better if I clean up first?"

she just nodded. I go into the bathroom to wipe the sweat off my balls and reduce the smell. I get back into the room and she's gone. I go downstairs and she laying on the couch drinking with her girlfriends.

felt awkward as **** for the rest of the night.

what should i have done?

are your balls supposed to smell abit sweaty? would that stop girls from giving you blowjobs?