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!q5Gl/BJ9aY No.8246521 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Have fat roommate
>She buys loads of fat women clothes so that she doesn't have to do laundry very often
>Kicks her laundry down the stairs, expecting me to do it
>Just leave it
>It's still there a week later
>Reeks of cheese pizza and sweat
>Move out a couple weeks later

Oh God, the smell.