Anonymous
>hard mode: watch the whole thing without laughing
Anonymous
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challenge accepted
Anonymous
whats the name of that site that lets you search for keywords on fb statuses?
broseidon !QTehluLZJc
>>8347048 It was more painful than funny to me.
At least the girl was nice about the whole thing.
Anonymous
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I saw this thread in /adv/! That doesn't matter though because this vid is a testament on doing shit the wrong way during a date with a porn star.
Anonymous
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remember seeing this years ago
Anonymous
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>>8347194 >the toe sucking >petting her while she tries to undress >everything he says Anonymous
Anonymous
i'm not dedicating 27 minutes of my life to shit porn
Anonymous
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>>8347155 Oh god I laughed before even watching it
Anonymous
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yeah ive seen this vid clip before. i watched the entire thing but i was in physical pain the whole time. the poor guy
Anonymous
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>>8347192 Facebook.
Fuckwit.
Anonymous
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Look at all the related videos.
Anonymous
>>8347241 dont even think of it as a porno dude. its a must see
Tricep !Bro3KpK6Cs
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my face the whole video
broseidon !QTehluLZJc
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>>8347282 I concur. Kind of like a documentary.
Tricep !Bro3KpK6Cs
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>can i ask you a personal question >yea >are you wearing underwear
Anonymous
I haven't done this before so it's pretty gnarly, TOTALLY COOL DUDE.
Spicfag !WMNPBnxSTE
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tricep !Bro3KpK6Cs
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>>8347320 THIS VIDEO IS SO PAINFUL TO WATCH
THIS GUY IS SO AWKWARD
I THOUGHT I WAS AWKWARD AS FUCK BUT THIS GUY TAKES THE FUCKING CAKE
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER
>why do you call yourself Rock? >because i like the wrestler Anonymous
>She says Britney Skye >Google that shit >This is her
Anonymous
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Dude has a receding chin, you already know how he's gonna be a faggot.
Tricep !Bro3KpK6Cs
This is honestly one of the most awkward videos i have watched in a while
Anonymous
Anonymous
lol how long does it take him to bust?
Anonymous
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>>8347373 iirc he blows without her even touching his dick.
Tricep !Bro3KpK6Cs
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>so why are you single >i just haven't found the right girl
Cold !KfzjjlY6mU
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>I'm a virgin... practically >practically
Anonymous
>>8347339 She got wasted on that chump?
Man.
Fuck this gay Earth
Anonymous
is this the video where the guy has a foot fetish, or is that another one of these videos that I have seen.
Johanz !!KsXeMYgIg2C
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>>8347356 that's a normal neurological response
Anonymous
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HHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE PURE MOTHERFUCKING SWAG COMPARED TO THAT GUY AND THAT AINT SAYIN MUCH
Anonymous
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This is sad...
Anonymous
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that was awkward as hell.
Anonymous
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>>8347403 yeah he sucks her toes
Anonymous
>>8347395 >She got wasted on that chump? she was wasted before her 15th birthday, I'm sure.
Anonymous
fuck i keep having to pause this shit and let the disgust wear off before i keep going
Anonymous
he lasted pretty good for a virgin
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>8347339 she looks ridden with STD's
Anonymous
this guys dick is so painfully small. I remember when I first saw this, I just thought "fuck man, poor guy."
Anonymous
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>Do you want to make a toast? >No?
Anonymous
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the guy doesn't even seem like a basement dweller. i mean he just sounds and looks like an average dude.
Anonymous
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>the kiss at the end
> 2011 > stealing content from /b/
Cold !KfzjjlY6mU
>>8347429 You must have skipped ahead. He came a minute after she started touching his dick. They just kept going.
Ahhh I can't watch this anymore it just makes me cringe
Anonymous
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>>8347421 Touché.
Still. I believe I am more deserving of her warmth.
Anonymous
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Man, what the shit.
Anonymous
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>>8347471 It wasn't his fault.
Anonymous
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>>8347468 this is like years old and a thread on /adv/ last night reminded me of it
Anonymous
Is this guy a redneck? English isn't my first language but that accent is pretty noticeable...
Anonymous
Anonymous
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That physically hurt to watch. Talking to a normal girl like that is fine, I guess. He's a quiet, shy guy, so whatever. It just seems so wrong.
Anonymous
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lol it's so small she cant hold it right
Anonymous
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>>8347445 It's not really that small it's just covered by all his fat. If he got in shape it would be like normal size.
Anonymous
>>8347356 reminds me of The Taxi Driver
the first time I saw it I hated it because the guy was so socially misadjusted
Anonymous
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>>8347616 >taking a girl to a porno on the first date Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8347633 I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry.
Anonymous
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>>8347616 >/fit/ >Socially maladjusted I seriously doubt you guys don't do this.
>>8347616 Is that movie any good?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8347669 it's good if you can appreciate the point of the movie
but seriously how is anyone not supposed to jizz when she's doing that? don't pornstars inject their dick with something?
Anonymous
>>8347681 When she is doing what?
Anonymous
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>>8347681 They're just used to it.
A normal guy will be like
>OMG i'm fucking a pornstar holy fucking shit dicking nipples she's so good at this...i came A male pornstar is like:
>Meh another day in the line, another skank i have to fuck, i wonder how much fake moaning i will hear today? Let's get this done Anonymous
>>8347688 jacking him off, blowing him, etc.
Anonymous
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Good god. The fuck is wrong with this guy? This guy would have been a virgin his whole life if it weren't for this. I'm pretty fucking awkward and watching this guy makes me feel like I'm alpha as fuck.
Anonymous
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>>8347644 My life is so full of other shit it doesn't even really bother me.
Anonymous
>>8347700 Never came from a girl jerking/blowing me. Think a lot of guys are this way.
SociallyAwkwardDepressedBoy !!07GqZhSo8Xv
SociallyAwkwardDepressedBoy !!07GqZhSo8Xv Fri 15 Jul 2011 09:47:00 No. 8347758 Report Quoted By:
I just masturbated to that video, thanks.
gOATS EVERYWHERE
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>>8347712 more than you think.
also, wtf. hes trying to go all fancy eating her out and fingering her at the same time, and it just looks so awkward.
also the purse part literally made me cringe IRL
Anonymous
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>>8347717 >>8347717 >>8347717 HAHA Oh god dude, I lost so hard at that.
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR Fri 15 Jul 2011 09:50:00 No. 8347788 Report Quoted By:
Its like I'm watching Mc lovin getting laid
Anonymous
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if I were that guy's father i'd probably fake my own death and form a new identity were I wouldnt be reminded of my fail sperm.
Anonymous
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He treated her too nicely. This is how porn stars deserve to be treated
http://www.youjizz.com/videos/sexy-brittney-skye-roughed-up-159950.html SociallyAwkwardDepressedBoy !!07GqZhSo8Xv
SociallyAwkwardDepressedBoy !!07GqZhSo8Xv Fri 15 Jul 2011 09:52:00 No. 8347806 Report I usually get really tired during sex and then too lazy to say all the sexy things the girls want to hear.
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR Fri 15 Jul 2011 09:53:00 No. 8347817 Report >>8347806 Like you ever touched a women
24yovirgin !oMolUkfuhA
damn this girl is hot dude
>>8347806 lol aren't you the guy that is constantly paranoid people are laughing at you and cries that the gym staff don't respect you
24yovirgin !oMolUkfuhA
>2011 >not flailing your arms around while receiving head
Anonymous
ohh.. oh mother of fuck 18:45... its so painful and embarassing i cant even look at the screen
Anonymous
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I srsly hope OP is not dumb enough to think each one of us wouldnt rape the shit out of that pornstar until she screams and begs to stop
SociallyAwkwardDepressedBoy !!07GqZhSo8Xv
SociallyAwkwardDepressedBoy !!07GqZhSo8Xv Fri 15 Jul 2011 10:00:00 No. 8347868 Report Quoted By:
>>8347817 i've had sex with 9 girls, all since 2010. (was a virgin before then) met every single one from an online dating site. 8 of them i had sex with the night i met.
could of had sex back in 7th grade (she was an 8th grader), but i failed to get hard, a recurring theme in life for me. i really need to finally fix.
i have never approached a girl irl.
>>8347837 yes
i work out at home though. it was two personal trainers at a physical therapy session that were laughing and i hate them now and it still bothers me.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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LOLOLOLO this vid
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR Fri 15 Jul 2011 10:03:00 No. 8347903 Report >>8347861 This shit was a barrel of laughs
>Can you play with your clit >That small dick >Spending more time fingering and eating her out than actually fucking her >Ultra fast ejaculations >Look look at her pussy man >pussy is warm >taking the whore on a date Anonymous
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>"im outgoing... sometimes not" >"i'm smart"
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR Fri 15 Jul 2011 10:05:00 No. 8347921 Report Quoted By:
>>8347903 Also
>his small dick kept slipping out Anonymous
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>>8347858 >>8347825 Ahahahaha.
I don't know why no one else has acknowledged you, but I will.
Biggest laugh of the thread. Keep that trip and post with it for the rest of time.
Anonymous
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>>8347899 >this is completely true Anonymous
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...wait
SociallyAwkwardDepressedBoy !!07GqZhSo8Xv
SociallyAwkwardDepressedBoy !!07GqZhSo8Xv Fri 15 Jul 2011 10:13:00 No. 8347998 Report Quoted By:
Sometimes when I can't get hard enough I'll spend a lot of time eating the girl out too.
Anonymous
that dick is about 4inch , i know because i am a faggot
Anonymous
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Im 40, what is this?
Anonymous
gross dick bottom right of the page
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR Fri 15 Jul 2011 10:16:00 No. 8348037 Report Quoted By:
>>8348021 Well regardless what type of fucking you do its easy to tell. She could barely suck his dick and he couldn't keep it in
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>8348032 cannot unsee, asshole.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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btw.....a girl shove her finger while i climax and call me a bitch.
Anonymous
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>"she's very... sparky"
Anonymous
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why did I cum to this?
jake gyllenhaal !!ZHATNqrmkf6
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'do you wear any kind of.. lotions?'
Anonymous
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the dude was like....i will now perform the oral sex on here.....watch in amazement
Cold !KfzjjlY6mU
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I like how he gives a big speech at the end of the video, telling viewers to write in and be persistent because it's the most amazing thing he's ever done
Anonymous
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>wreck my virgin asian ass >asian ass >virgin >oh look it's this ass again
Comstar !RuShnG6Bu6
>>8347356 >>8347425 This.
I seriously couldn't watch the date part anymore.
It's like the first fucking time I watched Gummo. I had to literally take a fucking shower afterwards.
Comstar !RuShnG6Bu6
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IF HE FUCKING ASKS HER ONE MORE TIME HOW SHES DOING ASKJFLJAS KFJASLKFJ SALKJAS
Anonymous
>>8348112 fucking gummo man. i think thats more uncomfortable than this vid clip
Anonymous
jake gyllenhaal !!ZHATNqrmkf6
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'british purse? oh beehayve now, oh beehayve'
Anonymous
that fucking noise he makes
Anonymous
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I didn't even get fucking hard...god damn this guy
Anonymous
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>holding her hand
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR Fri 15 Jul 2011 10:27:00 No. 8348169 Report Quoted By:
>>8348159 I skipped this part
>Licking whore feet Anonymous
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this vids
Anonymous
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"can i see your breasts?"
Anonymous
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the guy has a weak ass jaw. of course hes going to be beta as fuck
Anonymous
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what is with the guys dick on the related videos
Anonymous
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WTF he just cum.....w8 wut
Anonymous
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>voice cracks while stating he's a virgin >holding hands >laying there like a dead fish while giving instructions >slack jawed moans of what I assume are pleasure
Cold !KfzjjlY6mU
>>8348138 Wow do I want to see this movie? It looks fascinating... And weird.
jake gyllenhaal !!ZHATNqrmkf6
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i cant
jake gyllenhaal !!ZHATNqrmkf6
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'lemme tak yur close of for ya'
Anonymous
that look of disappoint when she takes off his shirt...
Anonymous
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>>8348251 whores are emotionally void
jake gyllenhaal !!ZHATNqrmkf6
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CAN I LICK YOUR TOES FOR YAAAA AHSDFGSDAFGTVCFGBRHNHNTGREFRDFGHTJNTBGRFGTBFBD GFFNJHHYTB STOP IT GBVFDSE DASDBOOOOM
Comstar !RuShnG6Bu6
>>8348220 No, don't fucking do it. It provides nothing beneficial for you in any way, shape, or form.
You know the short feeling of goosebumps/shivers you get when someone scratches a plate with a fork?
Just imagine that feeling being constant and for 2 hours.
Just trust me... DO NOT watch it. (Though you probably will anyway since I'm strongly reinforcing you not to...)
Anonymous
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Am i the only that had to close some url blockers to watch this?
Anonymous
I'm 24 year old virgin myself
Anonymous
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She licks his dick
Anonymous
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17:10 she stops humoring him and starts pleasuring herself
Anonymous
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Thanks /fit/
Spicfag !WMNPBnxSTE
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>>8348268 hahaha
I was gonna say do you really think girls do that but then i got up to end and lold
Cold !KfzjjlY6mU
>>8348261 Ahh now I just want to watch it. The review sounds pretty good:
Solomon and Tummler are two bored teenage boys who live in Xenia, Ohio. A few years ago, a tornado swept through it, destroying more than half the town and killing the same amount, including Solomon's father. The film, from there, chronicles the anti-social adventures these two boys have. These include sniffing glue, killing cats, having sex, riding dirtbikes, listening to black metal, and meeting a cavalcade of quirky, bizarre, and scary people. These include a man who pimps his mentally ill wife to our anti-heroes, three sisters who play with their cat and practice becoming strippers, a black midget fending off the sexual advances of a troubled man (played by the director Harmony Korine), a 12-year-old gay transvestite who is also a cat killer, Solomon's mother who seems to be the only glimpse of sanity, two foul-mouthed six-year olds, and most importantly, a nymphlike skateboarder who walks around town wearing pink rabbit ears.
Anonymous
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oh goddamnit.
Anonymous
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why does this faggot sound like a spic? he looks white besides his rosy red cheeks
jake gyllenhaal !!ZHATNqrmkf6
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hes fucking examining her pussy
Anonymous
Anonymous
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oh, what the fuck. he's just fucking licking her toes.
Anonymous
Watching the video rest-pause style. Doing as much as I can, then pausing for ten deep breaths.
Anonymous
You know, considering how awkward this guy was, I think Britney Skye handled it quite well. Sure, she laughed at him a few times, but the fact that she kept her composure and even kissed him at the end, says a lot about her.
jake gyllenhaal !!ZHATNqrmkf6
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AAAAAAHHAHAHAASDFGFDSDFGHJNHBGR SHE TOUCHED IT SHE TOUCHED IT WITH HER MOUTH WHY WOULD SHE DOOOO THAT
Anonymous
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>So what are we gonna do today? >Hopefully gonna have some fun! >A little bit >*She rolls her eyes at the camera*
Anonymous
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>>8348422 >being nice imagine how many guys identical to this one sentenced permavirgin would watch this video on her website and imagine they are him, how many would buy or renew subscriptions to get a chance to fuck her.
being nice has nothing to do with it, being rich on the other hand.
Anonymous
WHY IS HE PETTING HER HAIR AHISDOGADYABS FLAJKSC lsj fagAS DPASFUHASfAJM ASFKN AFÑD OH MY GOD
Comstar !RuShnG6Bu6
>>8348295 Don't say I didn't warn you.
And did you guys see how fast she hopped off that thing when he said he was gonna cum again? LMFAO
Anonymous
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>>8348422 I was thinking that the whole time, Jesus. I want to meet her.
jake gyllenhaal !!ZHATNqrmkf6
dude
Anonymous
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>>8348450 dude, she's a porn star. cum goes on the face, not in the pussy.
Anonymous
I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
Anonymous
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When he's fucking her he only moves his penor like quarter of an inch
Anonymous
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>>8348485 Had the same watching the vid, I always get hard to porno.
Anonymous
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>>8348463 the one at 26:40 is more substantial
jake gyllenhaal !!ZHATNqrmkf6
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oh okay nevermind he did it again
Anonymous
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>THIS FEEL SO WARM
Anonymous
>>8348373 1:20 in he starts crying. I felt bad for the guy.
Anonymous
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when he started fingering her she was getting really into it and I felt super happy for him.
Anonymous
He says he came three times, but I only saw two. Was one of them edited out?
Anonymous
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he's so sweet. and such a dork. but so sweet. but such a dork.
Anonymous
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>>8348537 I think he was just breathing weird. Either way, these videos are all purposeful. Some dudes get off on basically being made fun of.
Anonymous
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>>8348545 He came when she gave him a footjob
You don't see him squirting but you notice her feet becoming suddenly wet
Anonymous
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"best thing i've done in my whole life"
Anonymous
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I'm rock hard brah
Anonymous
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>>8348486 you just read my mind, george
jake gyllenhaal !!ZHATNqrmkf6
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hahahaaha shes like foot fucking him
Anonymous
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>that whole date sequence
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8348604 He's the same height as you?
Anonymous
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>>8348607 .... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Anonymous
Men, men, men. Desperate, filthy, slutty, pathetic men.
Anonymous
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this should be a /fit/ educational video
Anonymous
>>8348639 >implying that sad sack in the movie was a man Anonymous
>>8348651 I'll try to take his side despite only skimming the video.
Dude is obviously terrible in social situations otherwise he wouldn't be a poster on a website trying to get laid by a pornstar, and then succeeding. On top of that, any nervousness he would already have about being flown out to go have sex, is compounded by the fact he's probably fantasized about that moment for a while and its all being recorded to be released to the internet. On top of that, it's going to be his first time ever having sex and probably his first real contact with any girl outside of hello.
I feel bad for the guy but I can see why he busted as soon as she touched him.
Anonymous
>>8348692 sure there's a reason for everything he does there, but that doesn't make him a man
jake gyllenhaal !!ZHATNqrmkf6
>>8348720 yeah his dick probably makes him a man tho
not its size but you know..........
Anonymous
I own a fetish website and it is the height of annoying when dudes seek out a way to contact me to ask to be in a video. Don't do that. I've had to get restraining orders before. I have incredible respect for the patience of women on that front.
Anonymous
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>>8348734 well, it makes him male.
Anonymous
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"can i see your breasts?"
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
How many times did this guy ask how she was doing?
Anonymous
>>8348814 How many times does SHE ask him, "Are you alright?"
"Are you alright?"
"Are you alright?"
"Are you alright?"
Anonymous
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>>8348832 Can you blame her? The guy looked like something was wrong the whole time. He's just asking her because he's so goddamn awkward and worried about her. Fucking beta of all betas.
Anonymous
I has come to my attention, that the fuckin cameraman deserves a fucking medal.
Anonymous
guy looks like a fat, retarded version of Ray Romano.
Anonymous
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>>8348861 I like how the virgin occasionally looks to the cameraman for help. He has a look on his face like, "What the fuck am I supposed to do now?"
Anonymous
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>>8348885 >more retarded version ftfy
Starvind !!0XSE4HpW+aU
Anonymous
watching now... dear god this guy is just... no words
Anonymous
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>>8348925 No, it's the video that is hilarious. If you want a good laugh, just save the link.
Anonymous
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>>8348925 lol that was fucking perfect.
"don't get into credit cards blah blah blah"
...
"I actually have a lot of credit cards"
fuuuuuck
Anonymous
>>8348937 had to stop, was literally painful to watch
I have a date tonight and now I'm worried the betaness has infected me...
Anonymous
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/fit/
Anonymous
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>>8348399 I fucking made it, man. I fucking MADE IT!!!!
Anonymous
As a 21 year old virgin who's well into getting /fit/, this doesn't make me want to lose it anymore for fear of this fucking embarrassment.
Anonymous
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>>8348993 hire a hooker, make sure she knows you're a virgin and that you get multiple shots on goal
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>8348963 this
Do we have a countermeasure?
Anonymous
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>sucking his dick >2 seconds later >i'm gonna cum
Anonymous
So I just searched on the web for Britney Skye, and I find this:
http://fapgay.com/psd-interlude-britney-skye What. The. Fuck.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Brittney Sky is a model for TapOut
Anonymous
shishkaberry !dUmBi6s6p6
Anonymous
i'm not sure how i feel about this. part of me is happy because this chick made his whole god damn life awesome. you know he walked out of that room with soooo much fuckin pride.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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20-year-old virgin here.
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR Fri 15 Jul 2011 12:04:00 No. 8349092 Report Quoted By:
>>8349079 Whoever you are you are my favorite anon for making trailer park boys references on /fit/
Anonymous
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Not even a minute into it the two girls talking to each other:>mine is a 24 yearold virgin who still lives with his parents >are you scared, are you scared you have to teach him >like if your 24 and a virgin there gotta be a reason
Anonymous
Imagine if that guy had a six pack and swole pecks......
Anonymous
>Fuck while someone is filming you and knowing the whole world will laugh at your body/dick/awkwardness
Anonymous
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>>8349095 Well at least she'd be enjoying the view
Anonymous
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>>8349095 who do you think the other chick went to texas to fuck?
Anonymous
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>>8349077 Actually, that's probably the worst way to lose your virginity. One night stands making you think you are awesome and then an eternity of waiting and painful settling before you realize just where you fit on the hierarchy.
Anonymous
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>>8349102 viagra and desperation
Anonymous
Anonymous
There are laws against exploiting retards right?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>8348450 holy shit, wouldn't you? god forbid we have more shitfucks like him around
Anonymous
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>>8349040 >look at related videos on the right side of the page >skye woods and frank the tank >frank the tank Anonymous
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>Do you wear any lotions?
Anonymous
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>>8349040 That whispering...
Tinytrip !2Ty9Kjlz6s
>he tries to do his thing >she laughs at the camera
Anonymous
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this is fucking horrible,
Anonymous
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>>8349245 OH BOY HERE WE GO
Tinytrip !2Ty9Kjlz6s
Anonymous
>>8349268 this is some beta shit.
How is it even possible to be a virgin at 22?
There was a time when you died at the age of 30...
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR Fri 15 Jul 2011 12:34:00 No. 8349305 Report Quoted By:
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I know I shouldn't be laughing since I'm 24 and I've only been blown before so I'm technically a virgin, but god damn, is that dude fucking awkward.
Anonymous
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So is that the guy breathing hard? >pokerface.jpg
Anonymous
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>>8349282 >>8349289 I just went to take a piss
My penis had retracted so far into my body that my vestigial foreskin had actually wrapped back over my penis
I haven't seen the turtleneck pulled up so far since I was a child
I cried in horror when I saw it
"What is happening to me?" I asked to no one
Then I peed in the sink
My roommate isn't home
These videos are destroying me
Anonymous
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His dick is so small
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR Fri 15 Jul 2011 12:42:00 No. 8349362 Report Quoted By:
>>8349326 I just skimed through this holy fuck
Anonymous
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One of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Anonymous
>>8349326 haha that black guy with the orange shirt ain't having none of it.
Fucking laughed so hard at that part
Anonymous
>>8349326 >Dat :D face on the neck bread @ :52 Anonymous
>>8349403 thanks for telling @ what time
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I would have had to scrub pelvises with that bitch.
Anonymous
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This guys is an example of doing everything wrong, including the fucking. Did he ever try to kiss her on the lips, I might have missed it, I was too busy laughing most of the time.
Anonymous
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>>8349451 haha I think that may have been the happiest moment of his life.
Anonymous
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>>8349451 "...Can you give me an hour?"
gaydolf !hitlerseks
Anonymous
80% of this chan is the beadmode guy who played wow.
Anonymous
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>>8349513 No way that was a wow player, had to be an EVE player
Anonymous
>>8349326 >three naked women enter >guy playin vidya >guy won't even lift his hand off his mouse Anonymous
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>>8349326 >5:20 skinnyfat champion takes it off >manly tears Anonymous
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>>8349529 That's dedication
Anonymous
>>8349477 are you high bro?
I ain't seiing no nigga in orange shirt
Anonymous
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>>8349326 just watched the whole thing.
One of the funniest things I have ever seen.
thank you so much.
Anonymous
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>>8349561 He's in the shadows. Look for the white of his eyes.
Anonymous
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Dat foot fetish>pic related
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR
/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR Fri 15 Jul 2011 13:04:00 No. 8349586 Report on a side note seeing these guys small dicks make me feel like a boss being bigger than all of them
Anonymous
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I rofled at how quickly he came, fuck this guy is pathetic, he pats her head when she gives him a hj? WTF?
Anonymous
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I lost it when he said
Anonymous
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http://chanarchive.org/request_votes VOTE FOR THE FIT THREAD BROS!
THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE ARCHIVED
Anonymous
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him: what do you wanna do?
Bruno !1nNOHomoT.
>>8349586 King of the losers eh? I guess you might also be the guy who plays vidya on easy mode, makes you also feel like a boss, eh?
:)
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/fit/ /fa/ k/a/zekage /co/mrade !!oBlSR21tBgR Fri 15 Jul 2011 13:30:00 No. 8349751 Report Quoted By:
>>8349741 Nigga I play hardmode all day like a boss
DON"T YOU FUCKING DARE INSULT MY VIDEO GAME SKILLS!
Anonymous
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This is the most awkward a thing could ever be
Anonymous
why the fuck is this guy getting the chance to fuck her? He's so..... beta!
Anonymous
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Haha, I've posted this vid a dozen times over the years on 4chan... Always maxes out with replies.
Anonymous
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>>8350213 anyone can fuck a whore, even a neckbeard like you
Anonymous
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i just died a little bit inside
