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ITT: Beta stories

No matter how alpha you are, you all have a story that makes you cringe when you think about it.

>be friendzoned by this girl in 10th grade
>she said she never saw a sunrise in her life
>go camping with family for a month
>camp near this gorgeous lake
>wake up early just to see sunrise
>take photos
>come back home
>send photos to her
>she doesn't care

Another story, same girl:

>she was a ballet dancer (dunno if still is)
>invited to see her show
>dress up in white shirt and black pants

Now that I think about those two stories, I must of not only came off as beta as fuck, but also creepy as fuck. I lost all contact with her for a few years now. I think I saw her about a year ago, but didn't give a fuck.

Fucking friendzone. Learned my lesson the hard way. Never fucking again.