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fatties/gym/mirin/
All off them go ITT
>at work
>wild ambulocetus appears
>just sits there honking her horn
>I let her honk for a little bit in the hopes that maybe she'll get her fatass outta the car
>won't get out continues honking
>go see what she needs
>wants a membership
>ok you have to come inside for that
>she's like "really?" Can't you just bring it out to me?"
>no
>her "ughhh that's the last thing I wanna do!"
>in my head "yeah well that's funny bc it's the first you need to do!"
>waddles inside and I fucking mean waddle
>is a general bitch to me while inside
>see her staring at a protein bar sitting on the counter like it's the last gallon of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream left on the planet
>me "oh no that's not candy, it's a protein bar, you probably wouldn't like that."
>mfw
>hfw
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fatties/gym/mirin/
All off them go ITT
>at work
>wild ambulocetus appears
>just sits there honking her horn
>I let her honk for a little bit in the hopes that maybe she'll get her fatass outta the car
>won't get out continues honking
>go see what she needs
>wants a membership
>ok you have to come inside for that
>she's like "really?" Can't you just bring it out to me?"
>no
>her "ughhh that's the last thing I wanna do!"
>in my head "yeah well that's funny bc it's the first you need to do!"
>waddles inside and I fucking mean waddle
>is a general bitch to me while inside
>see her staring at a protein bar sitting on the counter like it's the last gallon of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream left on the planet
>me "oh no that's not candy, it's a protein bar, you probably wouldn't like that."
>mfw
>hfw
pic related check out this bitch
